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...day out in fields. There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace.

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And setting fire to them. Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. While I'm waiting for that

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baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the

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blood flowing. Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

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You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft. Now all that's left is to sit back and

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warm your sack by the flames. This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

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Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. Do you know what this means? Do you know what this means?

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Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. Did you see the big blob of tar that was fucking floating around doing a spin up a town? Last time someone does that in my area.

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I'll make hands of the cunt. Hello again guys and welcome back to the live stream and now we've got another. Did you see the fucking moon rock that was spinning around up at the crossroads last night? Piece of shit had the audacity to call your father a fucking balloon.

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I tell you this now. The next time I see that piece of moon rock floating around up a fucking alleyway on his own. I'll make hands of the cunt.

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This is my city. I own this town. Welcome to my town. You stupid idiot. You're in the wrong town now. You shouldn't have even left your own town.

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This is my city. Welcome to my city. This is a great city. Manhattan, yeah?

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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You know who I am. You know where I am. I'm your man.

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*Loud laughter*

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*Loud laughter*

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*Loud laughter*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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Fuck you, Deputy Steak!

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Fuck you, Deputy Steak!

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*Sings*

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Fuck you, Deputy Steak!

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Fuck you, Deputy Steak!

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Spiders!

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Spiders!

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Spiders!

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Spiders!

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Spiders!

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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Spiders!

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Spiders!

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Fuck you, Deputy Steak!

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Okay, and that's that.

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That's that.

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*Sings*

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Welcome, everybody, now to the mainframe for another spookhauser.

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sir.

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This is the spook house we're in now.

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Ah, ah, ah.

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Resident Evil.

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Fucking mansion, man.

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Went into a mansion to go to a

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house party. Back to this mansion, there was a

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house party going on after fucking Whelan's.

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And then we were back there,

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or the Roisin, and

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it was just full of zombies, man.

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And there weren't even zombies,

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there were just people who'd been on the sech

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for a week solid.

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And this is a cautionary

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tale as to what happens

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to you when you stay on the sech for too long.

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You end up like these lads

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in the gaff.

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Zombies. Deep vein.

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Zombosis.

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You gotta watch out as well.

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It's a scary situation.

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You might get spooked out before bedtime.

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I'm very excited

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about the wind crest, guys.

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I've been thinking about the wind crest all day.

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And we have that in our possession.

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And it's gonna go into the little placard

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beside the door, which is locked.

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This is the wind crest here.

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Gonna leave it inside the box for a moment now,

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and I'll put the, uh...

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I'll put the shotgun in there as well.

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I'll head back to the room

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with Rick Moranis' plants.

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And we'll pick up the rest of the herbs

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inside that house,

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put them into us,

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and we'll get better.

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Because at the moment,

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look at our caution gauge.

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It says caution.

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We need to put herbs into us.

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I have herbs mixed,

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but I'll go and find a singular herb

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back at the, uh...

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at the plant house.

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Equip...

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the Beretta.

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The Italian...

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handgun.

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And move out of the safe room.

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Danger.

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Danger.

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Danger all around.

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Zambu L. Jackson.

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Thank you very much.

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I want to tell you something about

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Zambula L. Jackson.

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He greatly enhanced his reputation

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in the last few days.

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You're listening in to me,

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zombie.

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So you can say whether it's right

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or it's wrong.

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It was never your intention

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to feast and snack

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upon other people's necks and heads.

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What you wanted

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was a situation

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where you could synthesize

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the T-virus

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without fear

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of, uh...

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you know,

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getting infected yourself.

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Didn't work out for you.

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Didn't work out for you.

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And now you're not well.

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You're out of sorts.

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Thank you for the tip.

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Now,

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where am I going?

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Where am I going?

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Where am I going?

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Where am I going?

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Upstairs, downstairs.

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Upstairs, downstairs.

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Now,

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fucking downstairs.

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Upstairs or downstairs?

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It's the other side

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of the fucking building.

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we might be able to do a...

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a Lionel Messi here now

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and glide by a few deep vein

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sesh zombies.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, here we go.

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Here's one of them.

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He came back from the fucking pub

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with the gang five days ago.

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and he stayed on

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and he keeps smoking

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everyone else's fags

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and he keeps on saying,

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let's keep it lit, guys.

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Let's keep it lit.

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Go hard or go home.

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And he's the only one

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that's saying that.

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And everybody else is, like,

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not looking at each other

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in the eyes.

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He's not even your friend.

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And we don't even know

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whose friend he was,

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but he came back

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and he's still here.

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Feel the dream.

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Feel the dream.

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Arizona.

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Thanks very much, Jamesy.

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I want to say to you, Jamesy,

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feel the dream.

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Arizona.

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Ominous music.

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Door handles.

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Doors.

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The band, The Doors,

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were actually hired

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to do the music for this,

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but the Japanese lads

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making the game

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got the tape back

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and it was shocking.

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What they'd done

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is they'd piece together

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a lot of Jim's poetry

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with some funked-out beats

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and called it

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an American nightmare.

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Ghost song.

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It didn't fit the vibe at all.

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There's no...

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fucking hell.

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Sesh zombies.

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Sesh zombies.

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Deep veins on bosses.

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See that, man?

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Easy peasy.

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Lemon squeezy.

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Squeeze the lemon.

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Lemon.

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Feel the dream.

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Shenmue L. Jackson, Arizona, baby.

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Feel the dream.

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And you say, up, limerick.

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Thanks very much for that, and best of luck, limerick.

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From Shenmue L. Jackson.

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Now, we were in here before, and we came back just to grab the herbs.

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Pickled onions is after you, too.

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Was that you I seen up the town the last day, pick?

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Picking candy bars out of the shop.

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If it was, you'd want to give that up awful handy.

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You've got great potential.

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Don't fucking squander everything on sweets.

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Thanks for the tip as well.

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And we'll leave that one there, pickled.

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We'll leave that one there.

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Could you give a good night and God bless to Julian Assange?

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They've signed his extradition to the U.S.

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What the fuck?

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He's fucked.

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Is he really?

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So where is he?

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Is he being shipped away to the States in a box, is he?

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In an Assange-shaped box.

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The problem there is he loves women.

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He's crazy about them.

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He's infatuated with them.

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And he's been married three times.

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So.

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You live by the sword.

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You live by the pork sword.

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You die by the pork sword.

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Oh.

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Sesh Zombies said they want you to fucking put on Manu Chow, man.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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It's my fucking house.

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Like, they've been there.

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I don't even know who his friend is.

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He said if you just put on Manu Chow now, he'll leave.

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What would you do?

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Stick on Manu Chow?

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Yes or no?

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And you get a little menu up here.

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You equip the Manu Chow album.

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And then you check it out.

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And it zooms in on a picture of Manu Chow's face.

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And you look down the barrel and you go.

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Come on then, Manu.

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I'm ready for you.

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Manu, eh, Manu.

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You pull the fucking trigger.

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And a load of world music beats gets blasted into your fucking mind.

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And we'll take the herb anyway.

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We'll see how that gets on.

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Maybe we'll combine those two.

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Will you mix the herbs?

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Yes or no?

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I will.

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Fine.

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Back to fine.

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And that's where you want to be in life, guys.

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You don't want to be flying it.

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You don't want to be shit either.

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Or critical.

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You want to be fine.

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Because if you're flying too close to the sun and you're flying it, people will be like,

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He's fucking, he's got it solved, that cunt.

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He's actually doing too well, the cunt.

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Yeah, he's doing too well.

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I've seen him last night, yeah, he's driving a new Audi around town, yeah.

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He needs to take him down a peg or two.

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And, uh, if you're fucked, you're fucked, and you don't want to be fucked.

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But if you're just fine, you're on a nice, plain level, and no one's gonna come at you, you know?

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Smoldering shamrock.

267
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,360
Thanks very much, man.

268
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,680
Who set fire to the shamrocks?

269
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,280
Who the fuck set fire to your shamrocks, man?

270
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,240
Coming in here chatting like that to me.

271
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,260
Do you have a favorite strain of virus or herb?

272
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,080
Muttman is out there.

273
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:56,680
He is, yeah.

274
00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,680
Herb, I would probably...

275
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,680
I know...

276
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,960
I'm not gonna go into it.

277
00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:08,860
Let's just say the green herb in Resident Evil that heals you and replenishes all your health.

278
00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,400
And the favorite strain of virus?

279
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:21,240
Probably H1ZX9, which is a crossbreed between flu and foot and mouth.

280
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,100
Bird flu and foot and mouth.

281
00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:24,760
And they call it foot and bird.

282
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,000
And you have to wash your fucking budgies in the cage, man.

283
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:29,940
By hand.

284
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,980
Or whatever pet bird you have in a cage.

285
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,340
If you do that, you cruel bastard.

286
00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:41,560
Was never my thing now.

287
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,060
I was in the budgie game for a year or two.

288
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:50,460
I had to get the fuck out of there, man.

289
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,400
I was feeling cruel.

290
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,860
Poor cunt in a cage.

291
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:58,500
Like...

292
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,280
All he was born to do is fly.

293
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,340
And what you want to do is put him in your living room.

294
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:08,600
In a fucking cage.

295
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:15,680
Great stuff.

296
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:16,940
I never knew that door was locked.

297
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,480
We're going places.

298
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,880
The story is developing at pace, people.

299
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,680
So buckle up.

300
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:25,000
If you have a seatbelt at home there, you might want to attach it to the chair.

301
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:31,220
Because where we're going, you're going to need seatbelts.

302
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,080
And we've got more herbs as well.

303
00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,860
It's really picking up pace.

304
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,300
The show is gathering steam.

305
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,960
We've 5,000 viewers.

306
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,220
And we've somebody here.

307
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:42,900
What happened?

308
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:47,900
Oh, chill.

309
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,580
This house is dangerous.

310
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,380
There are terrible demons.

311
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:53,780
Ouch.

312
00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:55,600
You're wounded.

313
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,900
What kind of demon attacked you?

314
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,900
It was a huge snake.

315
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,980
And also poisonous.

316
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,520
Poisonous?

317
00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:06,920
Oh, no.

318
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:08,900
Richard, hold on.

319
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,180
There is serum.

320
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,060
Oh, no.

321
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,160
I should have brought some with me.

322
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,120
No problem.

323
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,280
I'll go and get it.

324
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,380
You can sing that again, son.

325
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:20,900
Thanks.

326
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,120
You're fucked.

327
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,120
You're fucked.

328
00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:33,940
Big shout out to our sponsors, Zurich.

329
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:35,880
Archie.

330
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,140
And Dr. Oskar.

331
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,540
Who make some of the finest...

332
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:44,660
...mass-produced frozen pizzas in the world.

333
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,280
And that's not my words.

334
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,220
We have to go and get the serum now.

335
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:51,940
Is this...

336
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:55,180
Feel the green.

337
00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:58,020
Arizona.

338
00:17:59,020 --> 00:17:59,940
A clone...

339
00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,000
...named Melissa.

340
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,640
Thanks very much.

341
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,640
Downstairs.

342
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:19,580
...into the hallway.

343
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:20,640
Into that.

344
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,520
And then through there.

345
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,700
Back the way I fucking came.

346
00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:28,160
A clone...

347
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,140
...named serum.

348
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,380
It's serum time, baby.

349
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,260
Yeah, serum.

350
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,700
Feel the cream.

351
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,640
Arizona.

352
00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:04,340
Yes, Stinkhead.

353
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,920
Thanks for the full spot.

354
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,240
Good luck.

355
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:46,220
Good luck.

356
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,840
I milled into one the last day.

357
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:53,060
I was fucking spitting out like little sticky label got stuck inside the windpipe.

358
00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:55,720
Had to go to Castlebarry A&E.

359
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,560
They thought I was fucking dying.

360
00:19:58,620 --> 00:19:59,740
I just needed to cough.

361
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,780
Cost me 200 quid, man.

362
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,960
You need VHI these days.

363
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:04,720
It's cuntish.

364
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:21,760
This is the right way, is it?

365
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,760
*BEEP*

366
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,260
Then...

367
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,260
I'm in... I'm in... I'm right back...

368
00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:31,260
I'm gonna...

369
00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,260
Ah, for fuck's sake, I'm gonna pass the...

370
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,260
Oh, no, this cunt.

371
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:38,260
Sesh zombie.

372
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,260
Alexis, how are ya?

373
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:48,260
How are you getting on, Alexis?

374
00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:49,760
What's the... what's the shory?

375
00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:55,760
Are you doing any gigs later in the year? Are you coming... will you be in Galway at all?

376
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,760
Do you reckon you'd play the TF, no?

377
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,760
We'll buy... we'll buy a few fucking tickets if you are.

378
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,760
I'll get the hell out of there.

379
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:20,760
Jesus.

380
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:31,760
Ah!

381
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,760
Hungry for a snack, that lad.

382
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,760
Someone should have given that lad a fucking pink lady or Iran.

383
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,760
He wouldn't be snacking on my neck, the kid.

384
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,760
Do you have any serum? I'm poisoned.

385
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,760
Do you have any serum, man?

386
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,760
*BOOM*

387
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,760
Serum is after you.

388
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:57,760
*BOOM*

389
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,760
Gladstone, thank you.

390
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,760
Tell you something, I'm glad of your stones.

391
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,760
Ye old fucking shtoney wonnie. What's the story? You going out later, yarr?

392
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,760
Thank you.

393
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,760
And I sincerely mean that.

394
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,760
*BOOM*

395
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:20,760
*BOOM*

396
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:21,760
*BOOM*

397
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,760
Hook line away here, man.

398
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,760
*BOOM*

399
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760
*BOOM*

400
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,760
Nice bit of glockenspiel in this room, hey.

401
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,760
Did you play the glock yourself?

402
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,760
*BOOM*

403
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,760
*BOOM*

404
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:48,260
Shell shotgun, ink ribbon, knife, bazooka, no. Bazooka Joe is after you. Gender assuming apple. Pink lady, yeah.

405
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:55,080
Suppose it'll be called a pink fella soon enough, the way things are going.

406
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,720
It's really in a fucking field.

407
00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:05,800
It won't be letting me hear you be buying pink fellas down the fucking ship.

408
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,420
The way things are going.

409
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,080
Thanks very much Ava, Ava, Ava loves Ash.

410
00:23:22,260 --> 00:23:22,960
Loves Ash.

411
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,260
Ava loves Ash.

412
00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:25,520
Ava loves Ash.

413
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,620
Fuck man.

414
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:29,300
Ash is loved by Ava.

415
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:30,260
Can you believe it?

416
00:23:41,780 --> 00:23:43,120
Ash the band, is it?

417
00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:52,820
They don't show up there and get me a pink fella.

418
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:55,880
There's 60 cent.

419
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,320
Get me a pink fella.

420
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,960
Tell you something though while we're on the fucking apple top.

421
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,140
Get yourself a Fuji if you can.

422
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,560
If you can get your hands on a Fuji apple.

423
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,940
Does anyone out there in the chat know what I'm on about?

424
00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:14,240
Am I on my own here?

425
00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:20,940
I remember around 2003 or 2002 you could buy Fuji apples in Londis.

426
00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:22,720
In Mayo.

427
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:29,100
Do you remember them?

428
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,880
They were unbelievable.

429
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:32,880
They were unbelievable.

430
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:37,860
Never heard of them.

431
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,520
They were like, I think they were Japanese apples.

432
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,320
And there's a portmanteau in there.

433
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,140
And there's a portmanteau in there.

434
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:54,920
But if you were to try it out, would it be racist?

435
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:56,660
I don't know.

436
00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:02,760
Max Darwin took the lead on it.

437
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:10,220
Feel the dream.

438
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:11,740
Yeah.

439
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:12,900
Arizona.

440
00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:13,580
Yeah.

441
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,700
John shocks.

442
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,640
Well, how are you, John?

443
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:25,900
Are you coming to the mansion later on?

444
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,740
We're having a house party with the zombies.

445
00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:33,440
I know they're cunts like, but they're letting us fucking play tunes all night, man.

446
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,280
There's some good money in it.

447
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,280
John shocks.

448
00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:44,200
Are you listening to me?

449
00:25:44,540 --> 00:25:45,740
Thank you very much, John.

450
00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:47,340
That's very, very nice.

451
00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:49,620
And I want to say thanks very much, John.

452
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,240
And did I mention John?

453
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:52,760
Thanks very much.

454
00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:58,780
Here we go.

455
00:25:58,900 --> 00:25:59,140
Serum time.

456
00:25:59,140 --> 00:25:59,880
Here's the serum.

457
00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,140
Richard, hold on.

458
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:04,040
I'll give you a shot now.

459
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,640
Jill, here's my radio.

460
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,040
You should keep it.

461
00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:11,160
I'm.

462
00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:13,980
No.

463
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:15,140
Richard.

464
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:19,180
Jill, be careful.

465
00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:23,180
Ha ha ha.

466
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,720
Well, what did he give us?

467
00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:46,540
The radio, is it?

468
00:26:46,540 --> 00:26:49,300
Oh yeah, radio.

469
00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:52,520
We use this now to call the boys.

470
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:56,160
We'll round up the boys to come spider hunting.

471
00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:58,840
I want the whole mansion to see me.

472
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:00,540
The battery is still charged.

473
00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:06,060
Lash a herb into us and see how we get in there.

474
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,120
Fine, but a yellow fine.

475
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:13,180
Fine.

476
00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:17,720
Sorry about that.

477
00:27:17,780 --> 00:27:18,840
That's just uncalled for.

478
00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:20,660
That's really uncalled for.

479
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:21,060
I'm sorry.

480
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:30,360
How are you, buddy?

481
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,440
You said you tipped, but it never showed up.

482
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,400
What's going on?

483
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:37,940
Is everything okay?

484
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,760
Feel the dream.

485
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,180
Did you leave a little message?

486
00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:43,340
Oh my gosh.

487
00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:43,360
Oh my gosh.

488
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,120
Is that she?

489
00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:46,180
It's anaconda G again.

490
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,040
I cannot believe it.

491
00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:52,140
Just when you think you're...

492
00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:55,440
It's fucking something else, isn't it?

493
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,060
Huh?

494
00:27:58,380 --> 00:27:59,520
I cannot believe it.

495
00:27:59,520 --> 00:27:59,520
I cannot believe it.

496
00:27:59,520 --> 00:27:59,540
I cannot believe it.

497
00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:29,520
Thank you.

498
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:59,500
Thank you.

499
00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:01,680
I bought all the spuds and I own them.

500
00:29:02,220 --> 00:29:06,320
I'm gonna start fucking growing them with all the seeds that they make.

501
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:07,960
Do you even get seeds out of spuds?

502
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:08,600
Who cares?

503
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:13,560
How much of this potato shit can you take when I've got mash coming out my ears?

504
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,320
Croquettes living in my fucking dreams and fears.

505
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:23,520
Every day is like a big bag of salty vinegary chips and they stink.

506
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,920
They actually stink, man.

507
00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:26,880
You need to fucking...

508
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,820
You need to get the air freshener from...

509
00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:32,700
We run down to Landis and get a fucking air freshener.

510
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,380
Now, the room stinks of vinegar.

511
00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:37,100
Stinks.

512
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:38,440
Thanks very much.

513
00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:38,960
That's...

514
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,480
That's not my fault, man.

515
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,760
That's fucking Anaconda G's fault.

516
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,040
G's fault.

517
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,700
Yeah, she gave me the G-Pack.

518
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,780
And now I'm sitting back with a bag of chips on my lap.

519
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,380
They're soaked right through to the skin with vinegar.

520
00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:54,580
It's acidic.

521
00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:57,500
And it's beginning to burn my thigh.

522
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,300
And I feel like Riddick.

523
00:29:59,820 --> 00:30:02,980
That lad who was played by fucking Vin Diesel in the film.

524
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,080
Thanks very much.

525
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,220
Robbie Brothers.

526
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:07,600
Robbie Brothers.

527
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:08,980
Robbie Brothers.

528
00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:10,380
Robbie Brothers.

529
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:11,360
What's this?

530
00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:12,240
It's not sisters.

531
00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:13,320
It's not mothers.

532
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,540
It's Robbie Brothers.

533
00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:19,260
And then we'll move on.

534
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,020
We'll move on like that now because we can't fucking...

535
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:28,360
We can't waste time with this situation.

536
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,020
Otherwise, we'll be here all fucking day.

537
00:30:30,660 --> 00:30:31,020
Jdomed08.

538
00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:32,560
How are you?

539
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,060
Did you...

540
00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:33,640
What did you...

541
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,080
Did you leave a little message, Jan?

542
00:30:37,820 --> 00:30:38,020
Speaking...

543
00:30:39,060 --> 00:30:42,020
Because Jdomed is in the chat saying his...

544
00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:44,120
His thing didn't come through.

545
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:48,000
So I don't know why I wanted to speak to him like he was...

546
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,080
Like he needed help.

547
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,740
Are you okay, Jan?

548
00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:53,660
Did you leave a little message, Jan?

549
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:55,820
Are you okay?

550
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,480
Don't cry.

551
00:30:56,580 --> 00:30:56,940
Are you alright?

552
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,080
I'm looking for it here, man.

553
00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:05,000
I can't see it.

554
00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:06,920
There's nothing from Jdomed.

555
00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:08,740
Muttman stirred the sandwich.

556
00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:10,060
Muttman.

557
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,380
Oh, shit.

558
00:31:11,420 --> 00:31:12,080
You fucking did.

559
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:17,180
I'm terribly sorry about that now.

560
00:31:17,380 --> 00:31:17,980
Jdomed.

561
00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:20,440
Didn't pop up the fucking stream.

562
00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:21,040
Here we go.

563
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,340
Feel the dream.

564
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:25,160
Arizona.

565
00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:26,680
Well, well, well.

566
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,640
Bit late there to the party, Jdomed.

567
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,600
I can't give you a rap, I'm afraid.

568
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,480
I'll give you one off the fucking top of the dome right now.

569
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,400
J domed came into the house with his tip.

570
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,440
It wasn't showing, so he decided to let it slip in the chat.

571
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:46,840
Thought I'd miss it.

572
00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:49,180
What kind of fucking shneight do you think does that?

573
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,180
Not me.

574
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:51,660
Mr. V.

575
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:55,020
Followed by the I to the P to the E to the R E.

576
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,880
Not religious education, but follow me, man,

577
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,860
into the next nation that I'm creating.

578
00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:01,920
It's called J domed world.

579
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,340
It's just a big fucking dome.

580
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,640
And there's only you in it, man.

581
00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:09,460
We've locked you in there to keep you away from everyone.

582
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,180
Now, let's see what's inside this room.

583
00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:30,460
You've used the shield key, right?

584
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,440
Yeah.

585
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,860
How does she know that it's useless?

586
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:41,120
You know, who's told her that?

587
00:32:41,120 --> 00:33:10,000
Frankie Tukey

588
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,220
The bus driver tip didn't show either

589
00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:13,200
The other night

590
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:21,280
Watch Slug the next night

591
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,460
It'll give you a fucking special

592
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:24,140
Affair

593
00:33:24,140 --> 00:33:26,840
He'll take you into town

594
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,240
He'll take you into the city district

595
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,360
For free

596
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:33,180
Special shout out

597
00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:36,500
Nothing useful

598
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:37,560
Books and gadgetry

599
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:51,720
Oh fuck

600
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:57,600
I'm so scared

601
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,000
The graphics are so strong

602
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,640
So heavy

603
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,880
It's too real

604
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,380
Just get out of there

605
00:34:03,380 --> 00:34:20,340
I wonder

606
00:34:20,340 --> 00:34:22,040
Can he climb the steps

607
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,900
Haha

608
00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:48,340
This better be a save room in here man

609
00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:58,500
Door behind there

610
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:00,380
Clocks and moons on the wall

611
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:01,760
Shocking shells

612
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:02,200
Clip

613
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:02,960
Thank you

614
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,820
Take the danger herb

615
00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:15,340
Something on the table

616
00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:15,360
Something on the table

617
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:21,960
Do you know it's an increment

618
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:44,960
Hmm.

619
00:35:44,960 --> 00:36:11,120
I don't know what I'm doing here.

620
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,200
There's nothing to do, is there?

621
00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:13,060
Get the hell out.

622
00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:13,900
I'll see you later.

623
00:36:14,260 --> 00:36:14,660
Bye-bye.

624
00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:17,380
We'll kill the zombosis out here,

625
00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:18,840
and then we'll take the...

626
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,920
We'll have to go and get a shotgun

627
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,060
to take that snake out.

628
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,320
The fucking snake thinks he's the boss.

629
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,560
We'll soon see who won't be half as lively

630
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,780
when I go in there with a shotgun.

631
00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:41,240
Number two, Frank Mazambi.

632
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,960
Why did you not discuss...

633
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,420
discuss your well-paid employment with Umbrella Corporation?

634
00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:52,880
Fucking hell.

635
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,140
Just leave him in there.

636
00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:54,880
He's useless.

637
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:04,940
Richard from Bravo.

638
00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:22,780
What you talking about, Willis?

639
00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:23,240
Willis?

640
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:36,920
Feel the dream.

641
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:39,600
Arizona.

642
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:40,580
Thank you.

643
00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:42,740
No smoking on the bus.

644
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,460
Hi, David Nolan, it says.

645
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:47,920
I don't know if you're a David Nolan area.

646
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:48,340
I don't know if you're a David Nolan area.

647
00:37:52,180 --> 00:37:53,060
What about this?

648
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:55,040
We'll push that over the David Nolan there,

649
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,020
and then we'll cruise over to this one.

650
00:37:58,060 --> 00:38:00,860
And there's a little David Nolan in the middle of the room there.

651
00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:03,200
And we need to fucking nol this onto it.

652
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,160
Right there.

653
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,980
Just a little David to the left.

654
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:09,440
And then...

655
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:10,580
Nolan's your uncle.

656
00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:11,980
No.

657
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,240
Oh, we need to fucking block the vents there with these two Nolans.

658
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,840
And then stand on fucking David in the middle.

659
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,060
It's like...

660
00:38:24,060 --> 00:38:24,260
Yeah.

661
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:25,600
A little bit more now.

662
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,400
A little bit more.

663
00:38:26,820 --> 00:38:27,560
A little bit more.

664
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,480
Because it's poison gas!

665
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,940
The room fills up with poison gas!

666
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:38,500
Yeah.

667
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,600
In the meantime...

668
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:48,040
You can go and get a shield or something outside the box there.

669
00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:48,300
Glad.

670
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,520
Even though it's Jill.

671
00:38:57,820 --> 00:38:58,020
Glad.

672
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,300
Go and get the Starcrest out the box there, Glad.

673
00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:07,060
Feel the dream.

674
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:09,600
Aramugabe.

675
00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:12,060
Aramugabe, would you fuck off?

676
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,620
Not you, but Mugabe the dictator.

677
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,760
Thanks very much for that.

678
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:16,940
Zambabwe.

679
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,720
Lady Smith Mombaz is after you.

680
00:39:21,140 --> 00:39:23,740
They're playing a fucking solo chill-out show.

681
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,940
They're following on from Crystal Swing in Ballas Adair, Arizona.

682
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,040
At the Bohola Bowl in Bohola.

683
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,980
And Cooley Man's gonna be comparing at the beginning, man.

684
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,800
There's gonna be seven comedians.

685
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,760
Then there's gonna be a fucking non-stop two-hour fucking threshold.

686
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,180
By the old lady from Crystal Swing.

687
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,000
Crystal Swing, man.

688
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,540
Feel the dream.

689
00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:50,540
Feel the dream.

690
00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:54,720
After that, Black Lady Smith Mombaz are gonna come on.

691
00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:56,620
Clim-faced bye.

692
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,180
Thank you.

693
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,940
Black Lady Smith Mombaz-a man.

694
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,360
They're playing, man.

695
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:06,560
And I've got backstage all-access area passes to Black Lady Smith's Mombazo.

696
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:10,060
You think I'm lying, man?

697
00:40:10,340 --> 00:40:11,080
Try me.

698
00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:13,080
Feel the dream.

699
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:15,720
Arizona.

700
00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:17,340
Thanks very much, Tory.

701
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:17,940
Top crew.

702
00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:22,300
You're a real great, great addition to the squad.

703
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,080
And I don't say that likely.

704
00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:31,340
I wouldn't say that's likely.

705
00:40:31,340 --> 00:40:31,400
I don't say that's likely.

706
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:51,220
I'm pumped for the save room.

707
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,280
So pumped for this chest.

708
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:54,680
Open up the chest.

709
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,000
So many cool things, man.

710
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,580
I think we're gonna just fucking Bazooka Joe.

711
00:41:00,660 --> 00:41:02,240
the snake into next Tuesday, man.

712
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,400
Looking forward to it, yeah.

713
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,440
With the Bazooka in the trunk, we went back to get it.

714
00:41:10,420 --> 00:41:13,040
Do you recommend the acid rounds, Minister?

715
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,000
I do and I don't.

716
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,420
If I can remember correctly, they give you the acid rounds,

717
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:25,100
and they say these will be useful against an organic opponent.

718
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,000
Use them against a zombie, and they're shy, man.

719
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:30,460
They're fucking rubbish.

720
00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:32,400
So I'll leave them there.

721
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,720
Feel the dream.

722
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:37,760
Stoned by the way.

723
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:38,320
Arizona.

724
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:41,800
Yeah.

725
00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:42,460
Yeah.

726
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:43,740
All right, baby.

727
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:44,860
What's the crack?

728
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:46,260
What's the crack?

729
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:47,960
Helicopter's coming back.

730
00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,660
Is that a helicopter?

731
00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:50,700
Jesus Christ!

732
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,700
Fucking hell, man.

733
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,300
Fucking hell, man.

734
00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:08,620
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen was a blast.

735
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:22,940
What's the crack? Your man is back. Spitting lyrical wackness all over this dope track. I came to tell you how much I miss you since we were last hanging out down the back of the bus.

736
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:49,520
Smoking on the bloods going this stuff is Bushman. Where'd you get it? It's shite. Then we got told off by the bus driver and we had to walk home all night. It was a fucking rainy one to soak to the skin. How about you? Did you get pneumonia after that? I did. I did. Yeah. I'm still fucked from it. Thanks very much. Stoned. You're a good guy and you're a fucking star.

737
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:59,000
Rumors abound about you, but I don't believe them and also don't believe a bad word anything anyone says about you, man.

738
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,560
And googly gas. Thanks very much.

739
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:44,380
Now we, uh, what have we got now? Fucking... Yeah, stick that back in the case. Put that wind crest, or the sun crest, should I say, back up above the shotgun. Uh, we might pack the shotgun as well just for... Put a few shells into that baby and then we'll see how we get on with that. I think everything's gonna be fine then though once we get up there and we'll blast that snake.

740
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,000
Yeah, we do that now.

741
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:06,660
Really tooled up now for this, this snake buzz. Gonna blast him into next Tuesday, man. Back to wherever he came from.

742
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:24,240
I have nothing against snakes or wherever they come from. Just like... You know, they never asked me if, if, you know, is it alright to fucking, you want the snake in your house. They just did it behind... It was really sly the way they did it.

743
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:54,220
I'm sorry.

744
00:44:54,220 --> 00:45:13,140
Feel the dream. Yeah, Jansen. Arizona. Thanks very much, Jansen. How are you keeping Jansen? Thanks very much for the two-way. Hope you get that all right tonight. You know what you want, are you?

745
00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:27,380
Feel the dream. I need a furniture mover. Are you interested? It says, Jansen Statham, the transporter.

746
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:35,780
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Thank you very much, Statham.

747
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:40,440
Stay them away from me, man. Yes, Statham.

748
00:45:45,060 --> 00:45:54,680
Jansen Statham. Just trying to reset the zombie here with the doors.

749
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:59,060
I know where I'm going. Hey, I'm not fucking...

750
00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:02,440
I'm not fucking stupid.

751
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:28,980
Fuck.

752
00:46:28,980 --> 00:46:46,740
The music, the fucking clown music.

753
00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:53,540
Circus. Go back to the circus where you belong.

754
00:46:53,540 --> 00:46:56,040
Dang it. Bazooka Joel's accent.

755
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,000
Poison. Poison.

756
00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:06,660
I need a blue herb.

757
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,740
I need a blue herb.

758
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,040
A blue, blue herb.

759
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,420
I need that blue herb.

760
00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:14,540
I got that blue, blue poison herb.

761
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:25,840
Run, you fuck.

762
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:25,840
Run, you fuck.

763
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:30,440
AHH!

764
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:36,760
Fuck, Jill's fucked.

765
00:47:38,260 --> 00:47:39,020
She got ate.

766
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,060
She got ate.

767
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,660
She got ate up.

768
00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:47,140
Snake food

769
00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:53,900
Feel the dream cheers, glorious

770
00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:08,440
Scary enough back in the day you think it's shite now scary enough back in the day

771
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:28,260
Pink ladies man

772
00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:34,660
They just shite all over the competition like

773
00:48:34,660 --> 00:48:38,180
Granny Smiths don't even get a fucking look and sure

774
00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:45,780
I was Granny Smith in the last night

775
00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:47,900
Just getting no buzz at all like you know

776
00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:51,180
And then fucking Shubu came uptown

777
00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:52,980
He had a little sack of pink ladies

778
00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:56,100
We're just fucking milling into them all night man

779
00:48:56,100 --> 00:49:01,120
Just pink lady, pink lady, 3am pink lady, 4am pink lady man

780
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,880
5am a nice glass of milk

781
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,280
6am pink lady again

782
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,920
Fucking 7am pips out of the pink lady

783
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:12,920
Crushed up

784
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:17,680
Delivered via the fucking interweb into your mind soul

785
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,960
7, 8 o'clock comes pink lady man

786
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,940
9am pink lady

787
00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:24,440
10 pink lady

788
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,280
11

789
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,460
Pink lady

790
00:49:28,460 --> 00:49:32,480
Just doesn't stop

791
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:40,080
I can go Granny Smithing on the fucking weekend

792
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:40,360
I can go Granny Smithing on the fucking weekend

793
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:49,460
I feel the boys like we had a fucking Granny Smithing last night like

794
00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:49,960
He came down

795
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:54,800
We were out fucking Castle Corson and we went back to this house party then

796
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,960
We were fucking Granny Smithing

797
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:01,600
Alright come down this fucking savage like you know

798
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,400
Chill low then listen to a bit of deep house

799
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:10,480
Are we any pink ladies man?

800
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:22,880
Alright we'll get that fucking shotgun

801
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:27,260
And move that shotgun into here

802
00:50:27,260 --> 00:50:28,400
Fast

803
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:45,480
Maybe acid rounds

804
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,700
That I was giving out about

805
00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:48,280
Maybe the acid

806
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,140
I think the acid rounds instead of the shotgun

807
00:50:50,140 --> 00:50:52,920
Yeah

808
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:53,560
Yeah

809
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:53,980
Yeah

810
00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:54,300
Yeah

811
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:54,580
Yeah

812
00:50:54,580 --> 00:50:55,340
Definitely

813
00:50:55,340 --> 00:51:04,560
Feel the dream

814
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,380
Fucking Kevin Whitty man

815
00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:09,220
Thank you very much Kevin Whitty

816
00:51:09,220 --> 00:51:12,200
Feel the dream Whitty

817
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,060
Will you give Brexit a shout out?

818
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:15,700
Yeah

819
00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:17,220
Big shout out to Brexit

820
00:51:17,220 --> 00:51:19,060
Best luck

821
00:51:19,060 --> 00:51:21,000
I hope you're getting on alright Brexit

822
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,400
Best luck to you

823
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,560
Feel the dream

824
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,120
Arizona

825
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,940
Big shout out to fucking Brexit

826
00:51:31,940 --> 00:51:33,840
How are you keeping?

827
00:51:34,060 --> 00:51:34,520
How are you doing?

828
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,620
You're leaving soon are you?

829
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,920
Because you've been shiting on about it for long enough now

830
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,960
We're absolutely sick of hearing about it man

831
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,640
Morning, noon and night

832
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,620
Brexit talking shite in my mind

833
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:50,020
Couldn't give a fuck if you're in or you're out

834
00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:54,020
Couldn't give a rat's arse if you're in or you're out

835
00:51:54,020 --> 00:51:58,220
Just stay the hell away from me and my news feed and my mind

836
00:51:58,220 --> 00:52:00,160
On the radio and the TV

837
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,700
It's like you're trying to brainwash me

838
00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:06,480
Like I give a shit about you being in or out of the European job

839
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,020
Just leave me alone and I'll be fine

840
00:52:09,020 --> 00:52:16,020
Do you wanna go Granny Smithing?

841
00:52:18,140 --> 00:52:20,080
And John Snakes

842
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,460
The first snake says thanks

843
00:52:21,460 --> 00:52:22,980
Says I was brought

844
00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:24,920
Brought by the boys along there Francis

845
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,240
But sorry about that

846
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:26,980
Have you

847
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:29,160
How have you been since you left me?

848
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:32,740
We've missed you about

849
00:52:32,740 --> 00:52:38,440
Bit of a

850
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:39,720
It was a real

851
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:41,900
Puzzle trying to read that one

852
00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:44,480
The fragmentation of the text there John Snakes

853
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,320
Was a puzzle unto itself

854
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,940
But I got through it

855
00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:49,800
And

856
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,740
Or did I though?

857
00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:51,880
I think the

858
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,700
The gist of what you were saying was

859
00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:56,880
You were the snake that I was fighting there up above in the room

860
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,020
And

861
00:52:58,020 --> 00:52:58,980
I'm

862
00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:01,740
The gist of it was

863
00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:02,940
You were just asking how I am

864
00:53:02,940 --> 00:53:03,880
Which

865
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,480
Could have been

866
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:06,660
Said in three words

867
00:53:06,660 --> 00:53:08,140
But you said it in a load of others

868
00:53:08,140 --> 00:53:09,660
Without any punctuation

869
00:53:09,660 --> 00:53:12,140
There was a comma in there

870
00:53:12,140 --> 00:53:14,380
And I wanna tell ya

871
00:53:14,380 --> 00:53:15,800
Thanks very much

872
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,520
It's an old typewriter

873
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:21,800
Let's have a look here now

874
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,800
Keep creeping

875
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:25,800
Keep creeping

876
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:26,800
Keep creeping

877
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,800
Keep creeping

878
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:28,800
Keep creeping

879
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,800
Keep creeping

880
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:30,800
Keep creeping

881
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,800
Keep creeping

882
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:31,800
Keep creeping

883
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,800
Keep creeping

884
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:33,800
Keep creeping

885
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:34,800
Keep creeping

886
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:35,800
Keep creeping

887
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:36,800
Keep creeping

888
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:36,800
Keep creeping

889
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:37,800
Keep creeping

890
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:38,800
Keep creeping

891
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:38,800
Keep creeping

892
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:39,800
Keep creeping

893
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,800
Keep creeping

894
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:40,800
Keep creeping

895
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:41,800
Keep creeping

896
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:42,800
Keep creeping

897
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:43,800
Keep creeping

898
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,800
Keep creeping

899
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:45,800
Keep creeping

900
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,800
Keep creeping

901
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,800
This pink lady's gonna last all night

902
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:49,800
Keep creeping

903
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:49,800
Keep creeping

904
00:53:49,800 --> 00:54:08,120
Love these stairs, love the way this, it's just fantastic and the graphics haven't aged

905
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:24,440
one bit. They hold up today strong and true.

906
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:59,380
Hmm. Great, it's amazing graphics. Look at this. Feel the door. Brian Morrissey, thank you very much. You actually, Brian Morrissey did lead technical programming on the game.

907
00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:29,360
Big, well, big shout out to Brian Morrissey in the chat there. It's great to have someone from the original game watching the stream as well. How did you get on in Japan, Brian? Did you meet up with Siegel and the rest of the crew? What about, um, what's his name? Richard from Bravo. Did you, did you manage to link up with Richard from Bravo? You did. Did you get the serum to him? Wasn't much use, no.

908
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:47,900
Ah, fuck it. You do what you can, you know. You do what you can. You work in the dark. You, you give what you have. You do what you can. The rest is the madness of art and pain. Pain which we're about to witness now. Pain of the snake. Snake pain.

909
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:56,160
I hope we don't get killed again. It's a long way back, guys. It's a long way back. We're gonna do it.

910
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,900
This is for Kevin Whitty and the boys. The Brexit baddies.

911
00:56:04,780 --> 00:56:05,420
Fuck you.

912
00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:12,180
Run away, Jill. For fuck's sake, run away.

913
00:56:13,540 --> 00:56:15,440
Oh, he's got me hooked up. He's got me hooked up.

914
00:56:16,780 --> 00:56:17,540
He's got me hooked up.

915
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:37,080
Feel the dream.

916
00:56:38,380 --> 00:56:39,620
Arizona.

917
00:56:39,620 --> 00:56:39,920
Arizona.

918
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:39,920
Arizona.

919
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:39,920
Arizona.

920
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:39,920
Arizona.

921
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:39,920
Arizona.

922
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:47,340
Thank you very much there, Bruno. How are ya? Thanks so much for that, buddy. It's great to see ya, man. Thank you very much.

923
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:56,440
What was it like being part of the Russian misinformation campaign? Because it looked like some crack. Some daft cunts believe anything.

924
00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:58,760
Feel the dream.

925
00:56:58,760 --> 00:56:59,060
Feel the dream.

926
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,600
I just made videos. I don't know about misinformation.

927
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:01,720
Arizona.

928
00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:01,920
Arizona.

929
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:06,180
Veteran weed man will tell you all about that.

930
00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:13,940
Francis, did you consider playing Pigeon Simulator 2019? I did. Yeah, I did, actually. Yeah.

931
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:15,360
I did.

932
00:57:15,980 --> 00:57:18,260
But it's an Android game and you can't stream that.

933
00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:21,280
Unless I got an emulator.

934
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,040
Fucking simulator.

935
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,320
What the fuck am I on about, man?

936
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:30,380
So, I mean, what the fuck?

937
00:57:31,060 --> 00:57:32,980
If it comes to PC, I'll probably do it.

938
00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:35,460
Tommy Schlug might do it.

939
00:57:37,380 --> 00:57:38,080
Uncle Tommy.

940
00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:45,280
Any information on the snake, guys, out there in the fucking chat?

941
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,760
Anybody, anybody with any information on how to defeat the snake?

942
00:57:51,220 --> 00:57:53,600
I'm looking for any information you might have at all, okay?

943
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:55,720
It's a snake. It's a long snake. It's up in the hallway.

944
00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:58,440
It's in the attic upstairs.

945
00:57:58,560 --> 00:57:59,680
It's been fucking scaring everyone.

946
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,280
It's acting the bollocks.

947
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:02,600
Now it needs to go to sleep.

948
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:04,620
And I'm the man to do it.

949
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,540
Shoot it until it's dead.

950
00:58:13,300 --> 00:58:14,260
Kill it with fish.

951
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:20,720
Really, Rory? Is that it?

952
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,940
Don't fight the snake, he says.

953
00:58:24,260 --> 00:58:25,220
Have you heard this?

954
00:58:26,460 --> 00:58:27,780
Don't fight the snake.

955
00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:31,220
This is live from Rory Vaughn.

956
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,520
Don't fight the snake.

957
00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:37,040
Just run into the far corner and grab the crest.

958
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,340
At the hole and leg it.

959
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:41,980
There we go, man.

960
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,760
Fucking Rory Vaughn's after you.

961
00:58:45,220 --> 00:58:46,320
That's what we're going to do.

962
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,220
Connor Clear just says to suck it off.

963
00:58:52,860 --> 00:58:54,560
I don't know if that's...

964
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:55,460
Even...

965
00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:56,840
Did they program it?

966
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:59,600
You have to get on to Brian Morrissey and ask him did they program it.

967
00:59:00,820 --> 00:59:02,920
Sounds like something Brian would have done, though.

968
00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:07,340
You old dog.

969
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,080
You old demon.

970
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,240
Feel the dream.

971
00:59:12,260 --> 00:59:13,640
Richard from Snake...

972
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,080
Snake-tum.

973
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:16,180
Snake team.

974
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:18,320
Thanks very much, Richard from Snake team.

975
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:19,080
Thanks very much, Richard.

976
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:19,080
Thanks very much, Richard.

977
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,440
Thanks very much, Richard from Snake team.

978
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,080
Thanks very much, Richard.

979
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:21,660
Thanks very much, Richard from Snake team.

980
00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:24,480
Dear diary, I've managed to stab the snake in the brain.

981
00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:26,300
He's been talking shite all day.

982
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:29,300
I'd say I hit something important.

983
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,680
I'd say I can afford to get a new sloppy now.

984
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:33,620
It'd be grand.

985
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:35,920
Arizona.

986
00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:40,100
Thank you very much, Iva.

987
00:59:41,020 --> 00:59:44,900
And a very, very warm welcome to you in the domain.

988
00:59:45,340 --> 00:59:46,860
And a big, big shout out to you.

989
00:59:46,900 --> 00:59:48,620
And thank you very much, Iva.

990
00:59:49,740 --> 00:59:51,300
Now we're going to take the Vaughn.

991
00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:54,360
The prognosis is we're going full Vaughn on this.

992
00:59:54,760 --> 01:00:01,740
And if we do as Rory Vaughn says enough times, we will become as Rory Vaughn is.

993
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:06,340
We've got the moon.

994
01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:07,760
We've got the moon, guys.

995
01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:09,860
We've got the moon jewel.

996
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:11,280
The little moon jewel.

997
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,900
It's the hole where that big snake came out of.

998
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,300
We've got the moon jewel.

999
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,300
We hide in here and...

1000
01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:25,180
We'll hide in here and just take him out.

1001
01:00:25,940 --> 01:00:27,300
Oh, we'll save the rounds for later.

1002
01:00:28,260 --> 01:00:29,640
We'll save the rounds for later.

1003
01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:30,440
Uh-oh.

1004
01:00:30,780 --> 01:00:31,880
Rory Vaughn is back.

1005
01:00:32,300 --> 01:00:33,780
Rory Vaughn's in town, guys.

1006
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:36,100
Fucking hell, man.

1007
01:00:36,140 --> 01:00:36,800
Rory Vaughn.

1008
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:38,400
Get away from me, Rory.

1009
01:00:38,660 --> 01:00:39,320
No, Rory.

1010
01:00:39,660 --> 01:00:40,780
Please, Rory, no.

1011
01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:42,940
No, Rory.

1012
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:45,760
Should have listened to Rory, man.

1013
01:00:52,540 --> 01:00:53,500
Fuck you, Rory.

1014
01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:55,560
Fuck you, man.

1015
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,340
Should have brought the shotgun, man.

1016
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:00,360
Didn't think about...

1017
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,460
Combine that with that.

1018
01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:04,500
Sorry, I was talking to...

1019
01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:05,860
I was called the snake, man.

1020
01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:06,660
Not you, Rory.

1021
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:07,240
Your sound.

1022
01:01:07,460 --> 01:01:10,120
But, I mean, we should have done what you said.

1023
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:11,080
Faster.

1024
01:01:16,980 --> 01:01:17,780
Look at this, man.

1025
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:18,520
He's gonna fuck off.

1026
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:20,440
Rory Vaughn, man.

1027
01:01:22,140 --> 01:01:23,780
We should have done what Rory Vaughn...

1028
01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:25,500
Should we load up the game again?

1029
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:27,880
And do a fucking pure Vaughn on it?

1030
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:38,440
Should we load up the game again and do the pure Vaughn?

1031
01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:40,140
Or should we just fucking Vaughn on with it?

1032
01:01:41,380 --> 01:01:42,760
The show must go Vaughn.

1033
01:01:45,700 --> 01:01:47,020
Alright, we'll fucking head on.

1034
01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:47,360
We'll see.

1035
01:01:47,460 --> 01:01:48,120
We'll keep...

1036
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:48,660
We'll keep going.

1037
01:01:48,740 --> 01:01:49,480
We'll keep going.

1038
01:01:49,580 --> 01:01:50,000
We'll keep going.

1039
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,520
Load up again, says David Michael.

1040
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:54,740
Vaughn it up.

1041
01:01:54,820 --> 01:01:55,460
Yeah, we'll keep going.

1042
01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:04,000
Any potions in here for me to make me better?

1043
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:04,240
No.

1044
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,240
No.

1045
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:16,780
We'll drive on.

1046
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:17,980
We'll drive on, says Keith.

1047
01:02:17,980 --> 01:02:18,260
Yeah.

1048
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:19,620
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1049
01:02:20,060 --> 01:02:20,660
Yeah, yeah.

1050
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:32,280
Jesus.

1051
01:02:33,020 --> 01:02:33,800
She's Goosed.

1052
01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:35,580
Am I poisoned?

1053
01:02:35,940 --> 01:02:36,500
Oh, no.

1054
01:02:36,740 --> 01:02:37,780
Give me the serum.

1055
01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:38,640
Oh, God.

1056
01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:41,300
Oh, Jill.

1057
01:02:42,580 --> 01:02:43,900
Fucking Jill Dando'd.

1058
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,900
We need to find some serum for this...

1059
01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:47,660
This cat.

1060
01:02:47,980 --> 01:02:49,280
Is this Barry, is it?

1061
01:02:51,780 --> 01:02:52,680
Come on, Barry.

1062
01:02:52,780 --> 01:02:53,860
Help us out here, man.

1063
01:02:58,320 --> 01:02:58,920
Jill.

1064
01:02:58,920 --> 01:02:58,920
Jill.

1065
01:02:58,920 --> 01:02:58,920
Jill.

1066
01:02:58,920 --> 01:02:58,920
Jill.

1067
01:02:58,920 --> 01:02:59,220
Jill.

1068
01:02:59,220 --> 01:02:59,860
Jill.

1069
01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:16,560
I saw you and picked you up, Jill.

1070
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:21,880
Barry.

1071
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:21,900
Barry?

1072
01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:22,400
Barry?

1073
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,000
Barry?

1074
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,020
Barry's just in the corner watching.

1075
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:37,960
I like the music.

1076
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,120
The Japanese do good tunes.

1077
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:50,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1078
01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:54,620
The Japanese do good enough tunes, man.

1079
01:03:54,620 --> 01:04:10,620
The Japanese do good enough tunes, man.

1080
01:04:10,620 --> 01:04:11,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1081
01:04:11,620 --> 01:04:12,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1082
01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:13,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1083
01:04:13,620 --> 01:04:14,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1084
01:04:14,620 --> 01:04:15,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1085
01:04:15,620 --> 01:04:16,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1086
01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:17,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1087
01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:18,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1088
01:04:18,620 --> 01:04:19,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1089
01:04:19,620 --> 01:04:20,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1090
01:04:20,620 --> 01:04:21,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1091
01:04:21,620 --> 01:04:22,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1092
01:04:22,620 --> 01:04:23,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1093
01:04:23,620 --> 01:04:24,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1094
01:04:24,620 --> 01:04:25,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1095
01:04:25,620 --> 01:04:26,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1096
01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:27,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1097
01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:28,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1098
01:04:28,620 --> 01:04:29,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1099
01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:30,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1100
01:04:30,620 --> 01:04:31,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1101
01:04:31,620 --> 01:04:32,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1102
01:04:32,620 --> 01:04:33,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1103
01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:34,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1104
01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:35,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1105
01:04:35,620 --> 01:04:36,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1106
01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:37,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1107
01:04:37,620 --> 01:04:38,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1108
01:04:38,620 --> 01:04:39,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1109
01:04:39,620 --> 01:04:40,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1110
01:04:40,620 --> 01:04:41,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1111
01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:42,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1112
01:04:42,620 --> 01:04:43,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1113
01:04:43,620 --> 01:04:44,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1114
01:04:44,620 --> 01:04:45,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1115
01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:46,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1116
01:04:46,620 --> 01:04:47,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1117
01:04:47,620 --> 01:04:48,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1118
01:04:48,620 --> 01:04:49,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1119
01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:50,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1120
01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:51,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1121
01:04:51,620 --> 01:04:52,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1122
01:04:52,620 --> 01:04:53,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1123
01:04:53,620 --> 01:04:54,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1124
01:04:54,620 --> 01:05:00,620
There's a cold python in the house that you can get if you put a red jewel into the tiger's eye.

1125
01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:03,620
You get a cold python magnum handgun.

1126
01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:05,620
It's like a hand cannon.

1127
01:05:05,620 --> 01:05:07,620
That takes zombies' heads clean off, man.

1128
01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:09,620
One fucking shot.

1129
01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:10,620
Kablamo.

1130
01:05:14,620 --> 01:05:17,620
That's what you need the red jewel for that.

1131
01:05:17,620 --> 01:05:18,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1132
01:05:18,620 --> 01:05:19,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1133
01:05:19,620 --> 01:05:20,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1134
01:05:20,620 --> 01:05:21,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1135
01:05:21,620 --> 01:05:22,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1136
01:05:22,620 --> 01:05:23,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1137
01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:24,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1138
01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:25,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1139
01:05:25,620 --> 01:05:26,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1140
01:05:26,620 --> 01:05:27,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1141
01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:28,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1142
01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:29,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1143
01:05:29,620 --> 01:05:30,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1144
01:05:30,620 --> 01:05:31,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1145
01:05:31,620 --> 01:05:32,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1146
01:05:32,620 --> 01:05:33,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1147
01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:34,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1148
01:05:34,620 --> 01:05:35,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1149
01:05:35,620 --> 01:05:36,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1150
01:05:36,620 --> 01:05:37,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1151
01:05:37,620 --> 01:05:38,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1152
01:05:38,620 --> 01:05:39,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1153
01:05:39,620 --> 01:05:40,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1154
01:05:40,620 --> 01:05:41,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1155
01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:42,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1156
01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:43,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1157
01:05:43,620 --> 01:05:44,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1158
01:05:44,620 --> 01:05:45,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1159
01:05:45,620 --> 01:05:46,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1160
01:05:46,620 --> 01:05:47,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1161
01:05:47,620 --> 01:05:48,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1162
01:05:48,620 --> 01:05:49,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1163
01:05:49,620 --> 01:05:50,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1164
01:05:50,620 --> 01:05:51,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1165
01:05:51,620 --> 01:05:52,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1166
01:05:52,620 --> 01:05:53,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1167
01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:54,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1168
01:05:54,620 --> 01:05:55,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1169
01:05:55,620 --> 01:05:56,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1170
01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:57,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1171
01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:58,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1172
01:05:58,620 --> 01:05:59,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1173
01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:00,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1174
01:06:00,620 --> 01:06:01,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1175
01:06:01,620 --> 01:06:02,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1176
01:06:02,620 --> 01:06:03,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1177
01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:04,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1178
01:06:04,620 --> 01:06:05,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1179
01:06:05,620 --> 01:06:06,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1180
01:06:06,620 --> 01:06:07,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1181
01:06:07,620 --> 01:06:08,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1182
01:06:08,620 --> 01:06:09,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1183
01:06:09,620 --> 01:06:10,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1184
01:06:10,620 --> 01:06:11,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1185
01:06:11,620 --> 01:06:12,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1186
01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:13,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1187
01:06:13,620 --> 01:06:14,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1188
01:06:14,620 --> 01:06:15,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1189
01:06:15,620 --> 01:06:16,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1190
01:06:16,620 --> 01:06:17,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1191
01:06:17,620 --> 01:06:18,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1192
01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:19,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1193
01:06:19,620 --> 01:06:20,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1194
01:06:20,620 --> 01:06:21,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1195
01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:22,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1196
01:06:22,620 --> 01:06:23,620
The Japanese do good tunes, man.

1197
01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:27,620
And you're listening in to me by, Pat, so you can see whether I'm right or I'm wrong.

1198
01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:28,620
Okay.

1199
01:06:28,620 --> 01:06:29,620
It was never your intention.

1200
01:06:29,620 --> 01:06:30,620
Okay.

1201
01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:32,620
To, uh...

1202
01:06:32,620 --> 01:06:33,620
For me to stop playing the game.

1203
01:06:33,620 --> 01:06:34,620
Okay.

1204
01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:39,620
What you wanted was a situation whereby I keep playing the game up and until the next...

1205
01:06:39,620 --> 01:06:40,620
Treaty.

1206
01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:41,620
Arrangement.

1207
01:06:43,620 --> 01:06:44,620
Laryngitis, Pat.

1208
01:06:44,620 --> 01:07:09,620
Feel the dream.

1209
01:07:09,620 --> 01:07:12,620
Dave Vizelvis, thank you very much.

1210
01:07:12,620 --> 01:07:17,620
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven piles.

1211
01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:19,620
Something like that anyway, Barry.

1212
01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:32,620
Ah, not this fucking Goomba.

1213
01:07:32,620 --> 01:07:35,620
He's useless, man.

1214
01:07:35,620 --> 01:07:39,620
He just stalks the corridors fucking hanging around like a bad smell, man.

1215
01:07:39,620 --> 01:07:40,620
He stinks.

1216
01:07:40,620 --> 01:07:42,620
He has no shoes on.

1217
01:07:42,620 --> 01:07:43,620
His fucking feet stink.

1218
01:07:43,620 --> 01:07:48,620
Head down to shop and buy an air freshener and a cold python.

1219
01:07:48,620 --> 01:07:54,620
They have cold pythons in the fucking hardware aisle next to the light bulbs.

1220
01:07:54,620 --> 01:07:55,620
Pick them up.

1221
01:07:59,620 --> 01:08:00,620
Pat Cox MEP here.

1222
01:08:00,620 --> 01:08:01,620
Good evening, gang.

1223
01:08:01,620 --> 01:08:02,620
Pat Cox MEP here.

1224
01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:03,620
Oh, hello, Pat Cox.

1225
01:08:03,620 --> 01:08:04,620
A dose of Nalangesis.

1226
01:08:04,620 --> 01:08:05,620
Okay.

1227
01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:06,620
A dose of Nalangesis.

1228
01:08:06,620 --> 01:08:06,620
A dose of Nalangesis.

1229
01:08:06,620 --> 01:08:07,620
A dose of Nalangesis.

1230
01:08:07,620 --> 01:08:08,620
Okay.

1231
01:08:08,620 --> 01:08:08,620
A dose of Nalangesis.

1232
01:08:08,620 --> 01:08:12,620
Number two, Frank McCord.

1233
01:08:12,620 --> 01:08:27,620
Now, when the sun sets in the west and the moon rises in the east, stars will begin to appear in the sky.

1234
01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:44,620
And the wind will blow towards the ground.

1235
01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:45,620
The wind will blow towards the sky.

1236
01:08:45,620 --> 01:08:59,620
Then the gate of new life will open, hey.

1237
01:08:59,620 --> 01:09:00,620
Don't ask me.

1238
01:09:00,620 --> 01:09:01,620
I just work here.

1239
01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:02,620
Use.

1240
01:09:02,620 --> 01:09:03,620
Use.

1241
01:09:03,620 --> 01:09:04,620
Use.

1242
01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:06,620
Things are about to get a little bit spooky, guys.

1243
01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:09,620
We've unlocked a new area.

1244
01:09:09,620 --> 01:09:10,620
A whole new area.

1245
01:09:10,620 --> 01:09:11,620
Watch out.

1246
01:09:11,620 --> 01:09:25,240
things are about to get a little bit spooky guys we've unlocked a new area whole new area watch out

1247
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:43,520
fuck

1248
01:09:43,520 --> 01:10:06,980
command Jill climb up those stairs glad and pick up the fucking crankshaft or whatever it is

1249
01:10:06,980 --> 01:10:22,640
out there good lad yeah feel the dream Arizona yeah snake Gillen Hall how are you keeping that

1250
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:28,040
thank you very much snake Gillen Hall

1251
01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:42,800
wow look at this man herb nation we've got a couple of bad poochies out here they're gonna take they're

1252
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:48,860
gonna have to take a slug to the face cuz I'm not gonna deal with them that tonight I have had enough

1253
01:10:48,860 --> 01:10:53,840
fucking trouble for one day had to blast a fucking snake open the loft earlier on when we're looking

1254
01:10:53,840 --> 01:11:01,580
for a creation and snake try to bite me it did bite me bit me on the on the arm I got had to go get

1255
01:11:01,580 --> 01:11:10,520
seen to in the hospital dogs then out the back rabbit take a bullet take it'll take three handgun bullets to

1256
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:17,540
them and they're lucky I've I've loaded up the hang gun with the hand bone gullets cuz there's only a few

1257
01:11:17,540 --> 01:11:26,600
shotgun shells left 15 15 in the clip and take three to the face easy street

1258
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:48,660
more herbs here now left wait for this dog to come by view any treats from you

1259
01:11:48,660 --> 01:12:18,400
oh they smell the danger they smell the danger I'm getting out of here I'll come back then in a moment said I just go back there are for riled up you see you have to leave them come back into them and they'll be calm down then you can shoot them in the head then an old barrel

1260
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:48,140
fuck this fucking switchy boo boo let them get closer

1261
01:12:48,140 --> 01:13:08,480
and then take them because the velocity of the bullet at long range you see won't have the same effect as it will if you if you let the doggies come up close to you then I shot shot away then it'll go into the skull awful handy I know this now I was I spent a great deal of my life killing dogs I was in Chicago

1262
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:23,360
whoa take the garden map we might stick the crank into that fucking yoke there and see how we get on

1263
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:36,280
a winch a winch for the elevator the elevator is down can't use it

1264
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:55,960
feel the dream I plenty of handbongal it's now thanks very much thanks for the help though greatly

1265
01:13:55,960 --> 01:14:03,880
appreciate it thank you what's out here the gates the gates of fucking Hades he

1266
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:15,780
the Hadrian's wall Scotland I think there's some schlamers out here as well

1267
01:14:15,780 --> 01:14:36,540
slimy old fucking molly guns square hole I use that the cranky picked up their glad that's it good man

1268
01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:51,000
feel the dream feel the cream slippery smash sneak wow fucking FMV full motion video highly rendered

1269
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:58,620
high resolution don't cry because it's too fucking clear the water is running down the opposite side

1270
01:14:58,620 --> 01:15:05,220
now guys the story is moving at pace everybody there's a little there for a moment or two while

1271
01:15:05,220 --> 01:15:11,400
we were killing dogs but now with the water going down the stories begin to move at an alarming pace

1272
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:17,700
and I hope everybody is re-buckled themselves up after the fucking you might have taken the seatbelt

1273
01:15:17,700 --> 01:15:24,720
off at after the snake snake gillenhall but now we're back at it again and by god it's something

1274
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:31,500
to behold there's a lot of stuff going on at the moment whoa snakes fucking snakes bye watch out man

1275
01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:44,120
snake gillenhall see you later snakes best of luck next year I'll be back next year at the snake bowl 2020 you didn't get me this time you guys

1276
01:15:44,120 --> 01:16:02,540
it's raining snakes hallelujah it's raining snakes fucking doggy pace doggy style

1277
01:16:02,540 --> 01:16:20,960
here we go lads wham bam a lula well wham bam bam tutti fruity this is for chumley anything on you know

1278
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:41,520
fucking useless man dogs don't even have any ammo on them cons fucking dogs are useless man get rid of them they're fucking shite man the battery is pulled out at this elevator we need to fucking go and find a battery you should get in the elevator there we can take that elevator up to the fucking thing

1279
01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:53,280
The water is running from the upper water it has it.

1280
01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:55,180
There's something in the back.

1281
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:02,360
Great textures, yeah.

1282
01:17:02,540 --> 01:17:03,560
Great fucking textures.

1283
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:04,860
So smooth.

1284
01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:06,080
Like silk.

1285
01:17:06,740 --> 01:17:08,520
It's like they made the game out of silk.

1286
01:17:09,100 --> 01:17:09,860
And dogs.

1287
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:11,260
And shit.

1288
01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:13,720
And combine that.

1289
01:17:13,820 --> 01:17:14,520
Watch out guys.

1290
01:17:14,740 --> 01:17:16,260
Story's about to move at pace again.

1291
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:21,880
Watch out man.

1292
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:23,160
Pace.

1293
01:17:24,740 --> 01:17:25,180
Precision.

1294
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:30,440
See you later.

1295
01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:32,200
It's a shame.

1296
01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:34,740
Don't like hearing you fucking cry man.

1297
01:17:36,180 --> 01:17:37,380
But you have to go.

1298
01:17:40,260 --> 01:17:48,680
Story's moving very fast.

1299
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:49,260
Watch out.

1300
01:17:49,260 --> 01:17:49,260
Watch out.

1301
01:17:52,260 --> 01:17:52,620
Oh.

1302
01:17:58,820 --> 01:17:59,800
Fucking hell man.

1303
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:00,360
He's not moving.

1304
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:16,820
I think that was a four bullet.

1305
01:18:16,820 --> 01:18:16,860
I think that was a four bullet.

1306
01:18:21,860 --> 01:18:22,860
Missed the two herbs.

1307
01:18:22,980 --> 01:18:23,560
I did I fuck.

1308
01:18:23,620 --> 01:18:25,180
I'll see them again Bruno when I...

1309
01:18:25,180 --> 01:18:25,960
Later on man.

1310
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:26,940
On the return.

1311
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:28,280
On the fucking rerun.

1312
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:28,960
On the rewind.

1313
01:18:29,060 --> 01:18:29,880
Craig David style.

1314
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:31,880
Dave Craig.

1315
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:33,540
Dave Craig.

1316
01:18:47,340 --> 01:18:49,540
Still no sign of the jewel John.

1317
01:18:50,140 --> 01:18:51,580
What a fucking nightmare a day.

1318
01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:57,500
We got that aid spree.

1319
01:18:57,740 --> 01:18:58,880
We got the aid spree.

1320
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:07,500
Yeah we put that in the chest.

1321
01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:17,760
Feel the dream.

1322
01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:18,480
Duffman.

1323
01:19:18,580 --> 01:19:19,820
Thank you very much Duffman.

1324
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:20,600
Arizona.

1325
01:19:22,580 --> 01:19:24,480
Big shout out to Duffman guys.

1326
01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:25,800
Duffman.

1327
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,320
Thanks very much Duffman baby.

1328
01:19:29,220 --> 01:19:30,120
I can't believe it man.

1329
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:30,480
Fucking.

1330
01:19:31,020 --> 01:19:31,960
Just playing the game there.

1331
01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:32,320
Fucking.

1332
01:19:33,100 --> 01:19:35,800
We're like going through a few zones with the dogs.

1333
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:36,260
And then.

1334
01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:38,800
We found like an aid spree and a herb and that.

1335
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,660
And then we had to go and fucking use the chest.

1336
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:40,960
And then.

1337
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:42,400
Fucking Duffman came in.

1338
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:43,340
And made everything better.

1339
01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:43,820
Like you know.

1340
01:19:43,900 --> 01:19:44,640
I can't believe it man.

1341
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,140
It's just one of the best days of my life.

1342
01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:46,400
And.

1343
01:19:46,720 --> 01:19:48,300
I just want to say a big shout out to fucking Duffman.

1344
01:19:48,440 --> 01:19:49,520
And if we didn't have Duffman.

1345
01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:50,240
Don't know where we'd be.

1346
01:19:50,420 --> 01:19:51,360
Thanks so much man.

1347
01:19:51,460 --> 01:19:52,200
It's fucking great man.

1348
01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:56,280
We'll put the fucking spray into the box.

1349
01:19:56,420 --> 01:19:56,660
Glad.

1350
01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:59,480
And then go and get the acid rounds.

1351
01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:21,880
Deceptively nice melodic music is it?

1352
01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:23,520
Trying to fucking give you a.

1353
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:26,600
A lullaby you into a false sense of security.

1354
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:27,540
And then when you're going.

1355
01:20:27,660 --> 01:20:27,840
Ah.

1356
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:28,820
Goo goo ga ga man.

1357
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:29,940
Some fucking.

1358
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:32,260
Rabbit zombie dog comes out.

1359
01:20:32,420 --> 01:20:33,740
And bite your balls.

1360
01:20:34,420 --> 01:20:34,740
And it's.

1361
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:35,820
Good night Vienna.

1362
01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:37,680
Sleepy time for me.

1363
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:39,560
Land of eternal bubbles.

1364
01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:42,000
No more fun and games.

1365
01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:42,520
Pour moi.

1366
01:20:43,180 --> 01:20:44,460
I'm off to France.

1367
01:20:45,260 --> 01:20:46,240
Did you not hear man?

1368
01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:47,540
Fucking heaven is French.

1369
01:20:48,100 --> 01:20:49,520
I hope you have a few words on you.

1370
01:20:50,140 --> 01:20:51,860
Hope you have the cup of fuckle up there man.

1371
01:20:52,340 --> 01:20:55,280
The boys don't speak anything other than frog spawn.

1372
01:20:56,300 --> 01:20:57,440
Imagine if you got to heaven.

1373
01:20:57,580 --> 01:20:59,000
You had to fucking learn French.

1374
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:00,860
That would fucking suck.

1375
01:21:03,220 --> 01:21:04,400
We'd put these.

1376
01:21:04,540 --> 01:21:06,600
We'd do well know to put the herbs in the fucking thing.

1377
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:07,920
And just keep the first hits.

1378
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:08,460
Pretty sure.

1379
01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:08,860
Yeah.

1380
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:10,220
Fucking no bother.

1381
01:21:10,340 --> 01:21:10,500
Yeah.

1382
01:21:10,580 --> 01:21:11,500
Put them away there.

1383
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:11,780
No.

1384
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:12,160
Okay.

1385
01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:19,260
Andorra Fess.

1386
01:21:19,260 --> 01:21:20,000
How are you?

1387
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:23,980
Bringing folks together is what we.

1388
01:21:24,220 --> 01:21:24,580
This.

1389
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:25,860
That's the mission statement.

1390
01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:29,120
I have to say that.

1391
01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:30,920
Ever since I started playing the games.

1392
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,520
Doing the streams and the games man.

1393
01:21:32,660 --> 01:21:33,420
It's been fucking like.

1394
01:21:33,540 --> 01:21:33,740
You know.

1395
01:21:33,860 --> 01:21:35,720
Bringing people together is one of the main things we want to do.

1396
01:21:35,860 --> 01:21:36,120
It's.

1397
01:21:37,460 --> 01:21:38,740
Probably the mission number one.

1398
01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:39,660
Top priority.

1399
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:41,760
And fucking finishing the games as well.

1400
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:42,260
Like you know.

1401
01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:44,420
What can I say.

1402
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:45,500
At the end of the day.

1403
01:21:46,140 --> 01:21:47,080
We do what you can.

1404
01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:47,660
We went out.

1405
01:21:47,780 --> 01:21:48,300
Played the best.

1406
01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:48,600
You know.

1407
01:21:48,860 --> 01:21:49,880
It wasn't our day to day.

1408
01:21:49,980 --> 01:21:50,220
Fucking.

1409
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:52,100
We were probably going to come back again.

1410
01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:53,520
But if we're bringing people together.

1411
01:21:53,580 --> 01:21:54,160
Across the globe.

1412
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:54,680
Then sure.

1413
01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:55,380
That's the result.

1414
01:21:55,460 --> 01:21:55,860
At the end of the day.

1415
01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:56,340
Like you know.

1416
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:57,760
Can't say anything better than that.

1417
01:21:58,680 --> 01:21:59,240
What can I say.

1418
01:21:59,280 --> 01:21:59,780
The lads went out.

1419
01:21:59,860 --> 01:22:01,140
Fucking did the business.

1420
01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:02,440
We do all we can.

1421
01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:03,940
That's what all we can do.

1422
01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:04,340
Like you know.

1423
01:22:04,340 --> 01:22:21,800
None of the.

1424
01:22:22,500 --> 01:22:23,020
Yeah.

1425
01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:29,700
Wasn't meant to rhyme.

1426
01:22:29,860 --> 01:22:30,620
Casey.

1427
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:31,400
Wasn't.

1428
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:32,580
Wasn't fucking meant to rhyme.

1429
01:22:32,580 --> 01:22:42,600
You know what rhymes with Casey man.

1430
01:22:43,660 --> 01:22:44,960
Fucking spacey.

1431
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:49,460
We all know what fucking spacey was at.

1432
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:52,020
Think.

1433
01:22:52,440 --> 01:22:53,920
Think twice Casey man.

1434
01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:54,620
Before you fucking.

1435
01:22:55,140 --> 01:22:56,400
Go schlithering around like.

1436
01:22:57,900 --> 01:22:59,160
In the chat like that.

1437
01:22:59,260 --> 01:23:00,660
Schlabbering around in the fucking chat.

1438
01:23:00,660 --> 01:23:11,700
Been in here.

1439
01:23:11,940 --> 01:23:12,880
A long time now.

1440
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:13,900
To get out of here.

1441
01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:21,180
Feel the dream.

1442
01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:22,600
Moncus.

1443
01:23:23,460 --> 01:23:24,020
Arizona.

1444
01:23:25,180 --> 01:23:26,740
Thanks very much Moncus.

1445
01:23:26,740 --> 01:23:26,860
Moncus.

1446
01:23:32,060 --> 01:23:33,040
The end of the day.

1447
01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:33,720
Moncus is.

1448
01:23:34,180 --> 01:23:34,660
Monkey man.

1449
01:23:34,780 --> 01:23:35,360
Like you know what I mean.

1450
01:23:35,420 --> 01:23:36,140
He's a fucking monk.

1451
01:23:36,300 --> 01:23:36,980
The number one.

1452
01:23:37,060 --> 01:23:37,240
Oh.

1453
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:37,680
No more.

1454
01:23:37,820 --> 01:23:38,600
Monkey man.

1455
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:39,760
Like Simeon from above.

1456
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:40,060
Like.

1457
01:23:40,180 --> 01:23:41,020
Thank God every day.

1458
01:23:41,380 --> 01:23:42,060
For that monkey man.

1459
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:42,860
Thank you so much.

1460
01:23:42,980 --> 01:23:43,180
Shit.

1461
01:23:43,340 --> 01:23:43,560
Shit.

1462
01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:44,520
Shit.

1463
01:23:45,100 --> 01:23:45,780
We've got cunts.

1464
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:47,880
Gonna have to use a shotgun man.

1465
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:49,160
Q.

1466
01:23:49,160 --> 01:23:49,400
A.

1467
01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:49,520
T.

1468
01:23:49,640 --> 01:24:18,300
CSI man is after you. Thanks for the enhancement. Enhance that lad's head into the next realm.

1469
01:24:18,300 --> 01:24:47,660
Imagine if the bathtub had the musician muddy waters in it. Maybe he was just fucking playing the blues. And you had to cheer him up to get him out the bath. Will you unplug it? Yeah, well, yeah, sure, there might be a key at the bottom of that. I'm sure there's something inside the bathtub underneath the water there. It's fucking empty. Eh? Didn't get the red jewel, Charry, no. Look at that C room key.

1470
01:24:47,660 --> 01:25:03,600
Looks like it's used for an important lock. Nothing major. Someone took a dump. Nothing major.

1471
01:25:17,020 --> 01:25:33,680
Yeah. Rory. Rodry. Yeah. Rodry Santiago. Who do you think you are, man? Fucking Rodry Santiago. What the fuck, man? Thanks. Thanks very much, Rodry.

1472
01:25:35,020 --> 01:25:47,520
See this guy. See this guy. Slowly but surely wallowing in despair like a depressed fucking deep vein zambosis. Look at it. He needs to wear the sock on his leg.

1473
01:25:48,860 --> 01:25:49,880
Bah! Oh, no.

1474
01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:55,460
Fuck you, man.

1475
01:25:55,860 --> 01:26:10,800
Two shells as well that can't tuck off me. Fuck. Feel the dream. Arizona. Yeah, space case. Thanks very much for the fucking case of fucking spacemen.

1476
01:26:12,100 --> 01:26:26,840
Kevin space case. Blew the load all over fucking Casey's face. I hope not. I'm sorry about that. Trying to try to rhyme with Casey. And the first thing I could think was fucking Kevin facey.

1477
01:26:31,100 --> 01:26:38,860
Apologies, do you accept them? How about I write one on a letter and send them?

1478
01:26:38,860 --> 01:26:45,180
Multiple letters actually, via different post offices, post box and different postcodes too.

1479
01:26:45,180 --> 01:26:57,180
I've got a little stamp on each and every one. Gonna address it to Spacey Casey and say don't send it back to anyone else other than the man himself.

1480
01:26:57,180 --> 01:27:05,420
And if it does get lost, I'll take them back. I will actually take them back. And I'll see to it that it gets to him via another means.

1481
01:27:05,420 --> 01:27:11,100
Because if you've fucking returned it on post, then you're not doing your job and you're a great service usually.

1482
01:27:13,980 --> 01:27:26,940
How much is it to register it? Can I register this letter that I'm sending? If so, how much does it cost? Because the costs are never ending.

1483
01:27:26,940 --> 01:27:35,180
You're charging me for a stamp and now you're telling me that it's gonna cost over the odds just to make sure there isn't hampered or tampered with.

1484
01:27:35,180 --> 01:27:45,180
On its way to Spacey Casey, who's just got over the fucking business with Kevin Spacey. Did you not hear the news? He was down at his gaff.

1485
01:27:48,060 --> 01:28:02,060
Having a laugh. But the laugh was fraught with a lot of dodgy symptoms. He was getting all hands on and saying how you're, how you Fintan. And Spacey, Casey was going, I'm not even called Fintan, Kevin.

1486
01:28:02,780 --> 01:28:16,780
He goes, I thought you were Fintan, sure. And now Spacey's in the dock. Facing 20 years for touching Fintan's cock. Didn't, the pad is falling on the ground now, man.

1487
01:28:16,780 --> 01:28:31,500
And I'm about to fucking lose the rag because I don't know what to say anymore. Just stay away from me, man. Will you stay away? I'm calling the guards in a minute, man. You're fucking, you're harassing me.

1488
01:28:40,780 --> 01:28:45,020
Thanks for the tip, Casey.

1489
01:28:53,020 --> 01:29:08,780
Nothing unusual in here. Nothing unusual. You've just had your neck schnack-toned by a fucking deep vein zombosis. And the room stinks. Fucking stinks of rotten flesh.

1490
01:29:08,780 --> 01:29:12,780
Fish. And cabbage. And spiders.

1491
01:29:16,780 --> 01:29:22,780
Will you take the red book? Alright, might ya. Might as well. There's nothing else to do, is there?

1492
01:29:25,340 --> 01:29:32,780
The desk is locked. Will you use the key? Yeah. Acid rounds, I bet. Some rubbish. Shotgun shells. Whoop-dee-doo.

1493
01:29:32,780 --> 01:29:50,780
Nothing unusual.

1494
01:29:50,780 --> 01:30:08,780
Feel the dream. Yeah, boxes. Arizona. Leashin' Cobra Toxin, man. You'd want to be boxed up and fucking sent back to where you came from.

1495
01:30:08,780 --> 01:30:28,780
You'll sneak. Thanks very much. Allergan. Here we go now, the entrance to Allergan. Uh-oh. Fucking spiders. Spiders. Spiders.

1496
01:30:28,780 --> 01:30:48,780
I'll just go and get a bit of aid-aid spray-aid a wang spray onto us. Spiders. We've-we've half an hour left. I'm getting too scared and uh...

1497
01:30:48,780 --> 01:30:52,780
I wanna go to sleep. I don't wanna be-I don't want nightmares.

1498
01:30:52,780 --> 01:30:54,780
*Bewing*

1499
01:30:54,780 --> 01:30:56,780
*Bewing*

1500
01:30:56,780 --> 01:30:58,780
*Bewing*

1501
01:30:58,780 --> 01:31:06,640
I don't want to put in the fucking thing and getting spooked out of a man first

1502
01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:30,100
spree now herb herb green herb in a red herb you betcha

1503
01:31:30,100 --> 01:31:52,600
fucking hell strangle

1504
01:31:52,600 --> 01:32:00,060
fucking joke shop snake in the box

1505
01:32:00,060 --> 01:32:07,060
and then we'll see you next time

1506
01:32:07,060 --> 01:32:14,060
you

1507
01:32:14,060 --> 01:32:21,060
you

1508
01:32:21,060 --> 01:32:51,040
fucking hell we vanished oh we vanished spiders and wasps will you take the dormant

1509
01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:58,040
ory key i will yeah i will see you in a bit look bye bye move out here now let's do that

1510
01:32:58,040 --> 01:33:05,040
we might go back there and see which spiders might have been here now 0 2 you've used the key

1511
01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:12,040
the mutant why does it take so long to open the door and does it need a cut scene uh it's 1996

1512
01:33:12,040 --> 01:33:19,040
and

1513
01:33:19,040 --> 01:33:19,040
and

1514
01:33:19,040 --> 01:33:26,040
it's 1996 and it's 1996 and each room has to be loaded like you're going into a new

1515
01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:33,040
and

1516
01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:33,040
and

1517
01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:33,040
and

1518
01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:33,040
and

1519
01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:34,580
each room has to be loaded

1520
01:33:34,580 --> 01:33:37,220
like you're going into a new

1521
01:33:37,220 --> 01:33:41,160
to essentially each room is probably

1522
01:33:41,160 --> 01:33:42,660
about 3 or 4 JPEGs

1523
01:33:42,660 --> 01:33:48,860
they need to

1524
01:33:48,860 --> 01:33:50,900
be loaded up and whatever

1525
01:33:50,900 --> 01:33:52,660
enemies need to spawn

1526
01:33:52,660 --> 01:33:55,100
that needs to be loaded up so it's like

1527
01:33:55,100 --> 01:33:57,040
fucking RAM so yeah

1528
01:33:57,040 --> 01:34:02,660
no it's a Playstation

1529
01:34:02,660 --> 01:34:04,560
and the

1530
01:34:04,560 --> 01:34:06,020
Sega Saturn

1531
01:34:06,020 --> 01:34:20,580
going and changing the name to fucking

1532
01:34:20,580 --> 01:34:22,760
JPEG Gil Hooley next Tuesday

1533
01:34:22,760 --> 01:34:24,660
weekday guys just in case you want to

1534
01:34:24,660 --> 01:34:26,660
fucking truck along to the ceremony it's gonna

1535
01:34:26,660 --> 01:34:28,880
be held on Moleswell Street in the

1536
01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:30,820
Grand Masonic Lodge

1537
01:34:30,820 --> 01:34:32,280
down there

1538
01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:36,160
there's gonna be a few snacks afterwards

1539
01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:37,940
what fucking hell

1540
01:34:37,940 --> 01:34:40,480
gonna be a few snacks

1541
01:34:40,480 --> 01:34:42,180
afterwards and we'll see how we get on

1542
01:34:42,180 --> 01:34:50,960
What's that?

1543
01:35:06,900 --> 01:35:11,740
JPEGs were actually invented the fucking format by Jason Pegg.

1544
01:35:11,740 --> 01:35:14,460
From Lincolnshire over in England.

1545
01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:17,100
And that's what the format is.

1546
01:35:17,360 --> 01:35:18,980
That's why it's called what it's called, you know.

1547
01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:26,380
Will you use a lockpick again?

1548
01:35:26,540 --> 01:35:27,100
Of course I will.

1549
01:35:27,540 --> 01:35:28,060
Of course I will.

1550
01:35:28,140 --> 01:35:29,280
You don't need to ask.

1551
01:35:29,380 --> 01:35:32,420
You can just open that and I'll take whatever's inside that fucking thing.

1552
01:35:32,420 --> 01:35:44,600
There's a note on the bed, is there?

1553
01:35:45,280 --> 01:35:46,920
Map of the fucking dormitory sketch.

1554
01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:47,740
Yeah, take that.

1555
01:35:48,460 --> 01:35:50,260
That's in the sack now.

1556
01:35:50,420 --> 01:35:53,020
We can look at that and refer to that anytime we need.

1557
01:35:54,600 --> 01:35:55,700
Diary time, guys.

1558
01:35:57,620 --> 01:35:58,320
Diary time.

1559
01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:28,300
To be continued...

1560
01:36:28,300 --> 01:36:38,300
Dear diary...

1561
01:36:38,300 --> 01:36:42,300
Now...

1562
01:36:42,300 --> 01:36:44,300
Plant 42...

1563
01:36:44,300 --> 01:36:48,300
Plant 42 report...

1564
01:36:48,300 --> 01:36:58,300
Four days have passed since the accident...

1565
01:36:59,300 --> 01:37:05,300
And the plant at point 42 is growing amazingly fast...

1566
01:37:06,300 --> 01:37:08,300
One would say...

1567
01:37:08,300 --> 01:37:10,300
At a rapid pace...

1568
01:37:13,300 --> 01:37:19,300
It has been affected by the T-virus differently than the plants have been...

1569
01:37:20,300 --> 01:37:22,300
The other plants it is...

1570
01:37:22,300 --> 01:37:25,300
And shows unique shape in addition to its size...

1571
01:37:26,300 --> 01:37:28,300
Looking at the way it behaves...

1572
01:37:28,300 --> 01:37:32,300
It is now difficult to determine what kind of plant it was originally...

1573
01:37:33,300 --> 01:37:38,300
Number 2 Frank McCord...

1574
01:37:38,300 --> 01:37:40,300
Number 2 Frank McCord...

1575
01:37:40,300 --> 01:37:42,300
Number 2 Frank McCord...

1576
01:37:42,300 --> 01:37:48,300
There are two ways in which Plant 42 gathers nutrition...

1577
01:37:48,300 --> 01:37:52,300
The first one is through its root that reaches into the basement...

1578
01:37:52,300 --> 01:37:54,300
Number 2 Frank McCord...

1579
01:37:54,300 --> 01:37:56,300
Number 2 Frank McCord...

1580
01:37:56,300 --> 01:37:59,300
Immediately after the accident of scientists went mad...

1581
01:37:59,300 --> 01:38:01,300
And broke the water tag...

1582
01:38:01,300 --> 01:38:02,300
In the basement...

1583
01:38:03,300 --> 01:38:08,300
Now the basement is...

1584
01:38:08,300 --> 01:38:10,300
Filled with water...

1585
01:38:11,300 --> 01:38:18,300
It is easily imaginable that some chemical elements...

1586
01:38:18,300 --> 01:38:20,300
Were blended in the water...

1587
01:38:20,300 --> 01:38:24,300
And promotes the incredibly fast growth of Plant 42...

1588
01:38:25,300 --> 01:38:30,300
Treating...

1589
01:38:30,300 --> 01:38:31,300
Another part...

1590
01:38:32,300 --> 01:38:35,300
Of Plant 42 from the basement grows through the duct...

1591
01:38:36,300 --> 01:38:37,300
And hangs down...

1592
01:38:38,300 --> 01:38:39,300
Like...

1593
01:38:39,300 --> 01:38:40,300
So many bulbs...

1594
01:38:40,300 --> 01:38:43,300
From the ceiling of the first floor...

1595
01:38:43,300 --> 01:38:48,300
Many vines come out of those bulbs...

1596
01:38:48,300 --> 01:38:53,300
And they are the second resource for its nutrition...

1597
01:38:54,300 --> 01:38:58,300
One sensing movement...

1598
01:38:58,300 --> 01:38:59,300
Plant 42...

1599
01:38:59,300 --> 01:39:01,300
Shoots its vines around the brain...

1600
01:39:01,300 --> 01:39:02,300
Holds it...

1601
01:39:02,300 --> 01:39:04,300
Then it starts sucking up blood...

1602
01:39:04,300 --> 01:39:08,300
Using the suckers located at the back of its vine...

1603
01:39:08,300 --> 01:39:11,300
It also has some intelligence too...

1604
01:39:11,300 --> 01:39:14,300
It blocks the door...

1605
01:39:14,300 --> 01:39:16,300
By twining its vines...

1606
01:39:16,300 --> 01:39:17,300
Around it...

1607
01:39:17,300 --> 01:39:19,300
Especially when...

1608
01:39:19,300 --> 01:39:21,300
It captures prey...

1609
01:39:21,300 --> 01:39:22,300
Or is sleeping...

1610
01:39:23,300 --> 01:39:34,120
Why did you not discuss your well paid employment with Jackie Brosnan?

1611
01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:38,900
Several staff members have already fallen victim to this.

1612
01:39:38,900 --> 01:39:41,920
May the 21st 1998, Henry Sarton.

1613
01:39:41,920 --> 01:40:07,480
*Sings* So much scare tactics man. Scary enough. Don't get spooked guys. Don't get spooked.

1614
01:40:07,480 --> 01:40:09,480
*Sings*

1615
01:40:09,480 --> 01:40:24,480
*Sings* Fuck.

1616
01:40:24,480 --> 01:40:39,480
*Sings*

1617
01:40:39,480 --> 01:40:41,480
*Sings*

1618
01:40:41,480 --> 01:40:43,480
*Sings*

1619
01:40:43,480 --> 01:40:45,480
*Sings*

1620
01:40:45,480 --> 01:40:52,480
I wonder whether we go back and save the game or head downtown for the fucking plan 42 vibes.

1621
01:40:52,480 --> 01:40:56,480
I will head downtown and see how we get out of there. There's a ladder. Yeah.

1622
01:40:56,480 --> 01:41:02,480
*Sings* Feel the dream.

1623
01:41:02,480 --> 01:41:09,480
Duff man. Thanks very much Duff man. Man of the Duff. Thank you.

1624
01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:28,760
thank you scary man scared out of it man it's too scary graphics are blowing my mind as well

1625
01:41:30,520 --> 01:41:40,600
minds being blown man getting blowy out here man mind is pure blown at the moment

1626
01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:54,600
that music as well it's disorientating that's blowy david blowy

1627
01:41:59,960 --> 01:42:13,960
oops yeah

1628
01:42:29,400 --> 01:42:31,880
dangerous man

1629
01:42:31,880 --> 01:42:48,600
feel the dream thank you very much drox droxom thank you loving the graphics on your baronet cheers man

1630
01:42:58,840 --> 01:43:11,320
we'll get the feet wet you get the feet wet you did

1631
01:43:11,320 --> 01:43:13,320
*whispers*

1632
01:43:17,960 --> 01:43:21,800
A little fucking horse a herb into me.

1633
01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:45,800
*applaudissements*

1634
01:43:47,000 --> 01:43:49,080
*repeat*

1635
01:43:49,080 --> 01:43:49,800
Wayne Wissi.

1636
01:43:49,800 --> 01:43:51,800
*applaudissements*

1637
01:43:51,800 --> 01:43:53,800
Fucking...

1638
01:43:57,800 --> 01:43:59,800
Yo. Yo.

1639
01:43:59,800 --> 01:44:01,800
Wayne Wissi.

1640
01:44:01,800 --> 01:44:03,800
What's the crack? I'm feeling shitty.

1641
01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:05,800
Only messing. I'm feeling great.

1642
01:44:05,800 --> 01:44:07,800
I'm confessing how good I feel

1643
01:44:07,800 --> 01:44:09,800
since you came around

1644
01:44:09,800 --> 01:44:11,800
into town. I'm not a sad arse,

1645
01:44:11,800 --> 01:44:13,800
but thanks for the fiver.

1646
01:44:13,800 --> 01:44:15,800
I'll go and spend it on a big

1647
01:44:15,800 --> 01:44:17,800
bunch of fucking jivers.

1648
01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:19,800
*applaudissements*

1649
01:44:19,800 --> 01:44:21,800
*applaudissements*

1650
01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:23,800
*applaudissements*

1651
01:44:23,800 --> 01:44:25,800
*applaudissements*

1652
01:44:25,800 --> 01:44:27,800
*applaudissements*

1653
01:44:27,800 --> 01:44:29,800
*applaudissements*

1654
01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:35,680
But we couldn't find no others. She said she had a sack of pink ladies in her sack

1655
01:44:35,800 --> 01:44:43,060
We took them by the pound and we decided that we want more so we went back to the gaff and fucking beat was going

1656
01:44:47,080 --> 01:44:50,780
Back back at the gaff it was like a trap house

1657
01:44:52,060 --> 01:44:57,080
And your our lady was going on this is not my fucking seamen. We'll go we'll go back. I don't know

1658
01:44:57,080 --> 01:45:00,720
Who stays for a fucking while you might get better? She goes now it's fucking

1659
01:45:01,460 --> 01:45:06,840
Depressing and ominous the beats are ominous take me back to fucking Tokyo Oriental beats

1660
01:45:11,120 --> 01:45:14,460
So we went back to Tokyo Oriental beats

1661
01:45:15,160 --> 01:45:21,080
Eating pink ladies all through on the streets, and I throw up because I came up so fast with the apple

1662
01:45:21,620 --> 01:45:23,620
Like it was jammed up my ass

1663
01:45:24,760 --> 01:45:32,460
Not really that's I don't I wouldn't fucking a sticker fucking apple up my arse like it's not that's not my you don't shelf you can't

1664
01:45:33,140 --> 01:45:35,140
You can't shelf pink ladies

1665
01:45:35,800 --> 01:45:43,040
They won't have the same effect and you end up feeling like you have fucking rabies you let me admitted to castle barrier a knee

1666
01:45:43,540 --> 01:45:48,040
And it'll your asshole feel like you've just entered the gates of Hades

1667
01:45:49,480 --> 01:45:56,580
Do you know how embarrassing it is to have an apple removed from your hole no well don't do it at all then otherwise you'll be cold

1668
01:45:57,220 --> 01:46:01,160
Left out by your friends castigated. They won't want to talk to you

1669
01:46:01,600 --> 01:46:09,600
You're once their mate, but now you're their ex mates it you're gonna be exercised from the group why cuz you stuck an apple up your hole?

1670
01:46:11,140 --> 01:46:19,040
You thought that you'd get a better bit of nutrition from it, but you are wrong and now you're left stay at home playing with your slang every day

1671
01:46:19,660 --> 01:46:26,580
Waiting for the doorbell to go ding dong, but it doesn't play why cuz you're stuck an apple up your arse

1672
01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:31,320
You need to get out of town man. You've been put on a fucking list

1673
01:46:32,320 --> 01:46:37,800
Cuz of what you did you've been dissed and nobody feels like you're missed

1674
01:46:38,980 --> 01:46:40,980
Apple up your arse

1675
01:46:41,680 --> 01:46:43,680
Apple up your arse

1676
01:46:44,380 --> 01:46:46,380
Apple up your arse

1677
01:46:46,940 --> 01:46:50,920
Get out of town now the boys are calling you fucking Apple arse

1678
01:46:50,920 --> 01:46:51,760
- Of course.

1679
01:46:51,760 --> 01:46:53,760
So

1680
01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:55,760
So

1681
01:46:55,760 --> 01:46:57,760
So

1682
01:46:57,760 --> 01:46:59,760
So

1683
01:46:59,760 --> 01:47:01,760
So

1684
01:47:01,760 --> 01:47:03,760
So

1685
01:47:03,760 --> 01:47:05,760
So

1686
01:47:05,760 --> 01:47:07,760
So

1687
01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:09,760
So

1688
01:47:09,760 --> 01:47:11,760
So

1689
01:47:11,760 --> 01:47:13,760
So

1690
01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:13,760
So

1691
01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:39,360
Thanks very much for the donation tip.

1692
01:47:39,640 --> 01:47:41,120
The tip of the generation.

1693
01:47:41,120 --> 01:47:46,500
Oh fuck.

1694
01:47:47,240 --> 01:47:48,220
Oh no look at this.

1695
01:47:48,300 --> 01:47:49,120
Full motion video.

1696
01:47:49,360 --> 01:47:50,540
High MPEG 4.

1697
01:47:50,660 --> 01:47:51,960
Does it even exist back then?

1698
01:47:52,080 --> 01:47:52,760
It's on a CD.

1699
01:47:53,020 --> 01:47:54,200
It's on a 700 megabytes.

1700
01:47:54,320 --> 01:47:54,860
There's a shark.

1701
01:47:55,180 --> 01:47:56,500
Fucking shark week man.

1702
01:47:58,200 --> 01:47:58,920
Shark week.

1703
01:48:00,820 --> 01:48:02,340
You've used the C room key.

1704
01:48:04,980 --> 01:48:05,360
Bye.

1705
01:48:05,440 --> 01:48:06,320
I'll fucking throw it in.

1706
01:48:06,320 --> 01:48:09,320
We might want to get inside though before the shark gets us.

1707
01:48:09,320 --> 01:48:24,140
Feel the dream.

1708
01:48:24,440 --> 01:48:25,380
Ah Apple R.

1709
01:48:25,480 --> 01:48:26,320
Thanks so much.

1710
01:48:27,140 --> 01:48:27,760
Thank you.

1711
01:48:28,640 --> 01:48:29,500
It's great to see you.

1712
01:48:29,500 --> 01:48:30,780
Nothing special.

1713
01:48:30,780 --> 01:48:45,560
Oh beautiful.

1714
01:48:46,100 --> 01:48:48,140
That stupid shark's gonna be fucked now.

1715
01:48:49,340 --> 01:48:50,940
So glad we killed the shark.

1716
01:48:50,940 --> 01:49:00,760
What's this?

1717
01:49:02,100 --> 01:49:03,060
Push that.

1718
01:49:03,060 --> 01:49:04,060
*scoffs*

1719
01:49:04,060 --> 01:49:04,560
*scoffs*

1720
01:49:04,560 --> 01:49:06,560
*scoffs*

1721
01:49:06,560 --> 01:49:08,560
*Sigh*

1722
01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:10,560
*Sigh*

1723
01:49:10,560 --> 01:49:12,560
*Sigh*

1724
01:49:12,560 --> 01:49:42,540
*sad music*

1725
01:49:42,540 --> 01:49:44,540
*sad music*

1726
01:49:44,540 --> 01:50:00,540
That shark is uh... is gonna be flippin' around flounderin' I think. *sad music*

1727
01:50:00,540 --> 01:50:10,540
He's fucked. Damien Hirst job. Damien Hirst's fuckin' fish got out of the tank. Poor babies. I wonder can we...

1728
01:50:10,540 --> 01:50:28,860
It's only a mercy kill hey, it's only a fucking mercy kill.

1729
01:50:28,860 --> 01:50:32,820
Fucking Damien Hirsty kill.

1730
01:50:32,820 --> 01:50:38,640
See you later you cunts.

1731
01:50:38,640 --> 01:50:57,720
Feel your man's your dad Arizona.

1732
01:50:57,720 --> 01:51:02,240
Thank you very much.

1733
01:51:02,240 --> 01:51:14,140
Sixty one fucking bullets.

1734
01:51:14,140 --> 01:51:19,320
They're all wet and useless.

1735
01:51:19,320 --> 01:51:37,320
There's something there as well.

1736
01:51:37,320 --> 01:51:42,220
Thanks very much counterfeit.

1737
01:51:42,220 --> 01:51:43,620
Thank you so much counterfeit.

1738
01:51:43,620 --> 01:51:45,220
It means a lot.

1739
01:51:45,220 --> 01:51:46,220
Thanks very much.

1740
01:51:46,220 --> 01:51:50,220
Best of luck.

1741
01:51:50,220 --> 01:51:59,120
Dorm room.

1742
01:51:59,120 --> 01:52:00,120
Must be nice.

1743
01:52:00,120 --> 01:52:01,120
Thank you.

1744
01:52:01,120 --> 01:52:02,120
Must be nice.

1745
01:52:02,120 --> 01:52:03,120
Thanks very much man.

1746
01:52:03,120 --> 01:52:04,120
It must be nice being you.

1747
01:52:04,120 --> 01:52:05,120
Watching streams and fucking tipping away.

1748
01:52:05,120 --> 01:52:06,120
Cheers very much.

1749
01:52:06,120 --> 01:52:07,120
Appreciate it man.

1750
01:52:07,120 --> 01:52:19,020
Best of luck with you.

1751
01:52:19,020 --> 01:52:34,920
Andrew Mooney just finished in A&E.

1752
01:52:34,920 --> 01:52:35,920
Vipers doing stream.

1753
01:52:35,920 --> 01:52:38,100
Hope you're alright man.

1754
01:52:38,100 --> 01:52:39,100
Thanks for watching.

1755
01:52:39,100 --> 01:52:39,100
Thanks for watching.

1756
01:52:39,100 --> 01:52:40,100
Thanks for watching Mooney man.

1757
01:52:40,100 --> 01:52:41,100
Cheers man.

1758
01:52:41,100 --> 01:52:42,100
Cheers man.

1759
01:52:42,100 --> 01:52:49,100
A large water tank.

1760
01:52:49,100 --> 01:52:56,100
Hang on now which way did we come in.

1761
01:52:56,100 --> 01:53:01,100
Did we come in that way or did we come in the fucking double doors?

1762
01:53:01,100 --> 01:53:01,100
Double decker.

1763
01:53:01,100 --> 01:53:02,100
Fucking double decker man.

1764
01:53:02,100 --> 01:53:19,480
A large water tank. Hang on now, which way did we come in? Did we come in that way or did we come in the fucking double doors? Double decker. Fucking double decker man. Black and decker.

1765
01:53:23,480 --> 01:53:39,860
Dissonant Resident Evil 1 soundtrack. Spooking you out big time. Yeah, hope so, man. Hope you're getting fucking spooked to sleep. Back out. I was trying to use the phone on the wall there. Ended up fucking loading the next room.

1766
01:53:41,860 --> 01:53:53,280
God, it's fucking a little bit. You know, it's a small mistake. SK. Like SK, it's a new day.

1767
01:53:53,940 --> 01:53:55,480
Plan 42 is here.

1768
01:53:59,580 --> 01:54:02,320
Maybe we can add some fucking chemicals to that.

1769
01:54:05,060 --> 01:54:06,340
What's this? Meat hook.

1770
01:54:15,040 --> 01:54:16,860
I wonder if you could just set fire to the fucker.

1771
01:54:19,380 --> 01:54:21,240
We'll put some fucking fires on him.

1772
01:54:21,240 --> 01:54:31,220
Fuckin' shoot the cunt.

1773
01:54:36,860 --> 01:54:37,400
Fucker man.

1774
01:54:38,760 --> 01:54:40,620
Plan's taking no fucking shame anyway.

1775
01:54:44,900 --> 01:54:46,500
Feel the dream.

1776
01:54:46,500 --> 01:54:49,840
Yeah. Far further.

1777
01:54:50,800 --> 01:54:53,140
Thanks for the Arizona. Far further.

1778
01:54:56,040 --> 01:54:57,480
Acid. Acid rounds.

1779
01:54:57,680 --> 01:54:58,480
Need to get some acid.

1780
01:55:09,720 --> 01:55:11,320
Ominous. Creepy ominous music.

1781
01:55:12,800 --> 01:55:13,520
Creep zone.

1782
01:55:13,520 --> 01:55:21,500
Dorm room.

1783
01:55:21,500 --> 01:55:22,560
Dorm room.

1784
01:55:23,200 --> 01:55:26,800
Head back to the dorm room and do some fucking chemical mix-ups.

1785
01:55:28,360 --> 01:55:31,080
Throw a bit of sherbet into a fucking...

1786
01:55:31,080 --> 01:55:31,660
cask.

1787
01:55:32,660 --> 01:55:34,000
And add some of that cider.

1788
01:55:34,160 --> 01:55:34,980
Summer's bee, is it?

1789
01:55:35,980 --> 01:55:36,580
Summer's bee.

1790
01:55:36,580 --> 01:55:43,320
Summer's bee with fucking Jodie Foster is gonna be on telly later on, man.

1791
01:55:43,820 --> 01:55:46,320
Do you wanna get a six-pack of Summer's bee and watch it?

1792
01:55:48,060 --> 01:55:51,060
If you don't wanna watch that, I've got Nell on DVD.

1793
01:55:51,120 --> 01:56:06,660
Look at this.

1794
01:56:06,660 --> 01:56:36,640
Look at this.

1795
01:56:36,640 --> 01:56:42,880
that you're okay you might be getting sick some of you have the bends because

1796
01:56:42,880 --> 01:56:45,960
we came up so fast

1797
01:56:49,520 --> 01:57:05,280
oops straight into this fucking dorm room now man fucking a little bit of mixing it makes a few fucking spice bags inside the dorm room there man go back to that plant man feed it fucking chips and spicy chicken

1798
01:57:05,280 --> 01:57:25,920
Feel the Wexford Corporation. Whoa, Arizona boy. Gonna give this guy a Wexford Corporation to the kyawnn. Look at this. Bam, Wexford. Thanks very much, Wexford.

1799
01:57:27,280 --> 01:57:49,280
This goes out to all the 90s zombies out there. Who can forget? Deep vein zombosis, Tamagotchis, and Mary Robinson taking a flame round to fucking... the rest of the world. After the Bewitched gig. Couple of blackjacks fucking fiddling around on a Tamagotchi man.

1800
01:57:49,280 --> 01:58:09,280
Big shout out to Wexford Corporation. Some of the best work in the world is actually undertaken in Wexford. Not many of you hear about it. Why? Because the down to worth nature of the Wexford Corporation themselves.

1801
01:58:09,280 --> 01:58:18,280
They don't like to shout about it from the rooftops. They just like to get the job done. Hard, fast, and with a service that leaves a smile on everyone's face.

1802
01:58:18,280 --> 01:58:29,280
If you want a job and you're in Wexford, make sure you get onto the Wexford Corporation. Great guys, great place, great team, and a great county. Thank God for Wexford.

1803
01:58:29,280 --> 01:58:39,760
See that was enough noise, see that fucking did it.

1804
01:58:39,760 --> 01:58:41,320
Dust collects inside the bath.

1805
01:58:41,320 --> 01:58:43,160
The towel is fucking dirty.

1806
01:58:43,160 --> 01:58:48,880
That'd be the least of my worries, having just fucking blasted the head off the undead,

1807
01:58:48,880 --> 01:58:51,880
who still has his shoes on, for fuck's sake.

1808
01:58:51,880 --> 01:58:55,040
It's turned purple.

1809
01:58:55,040 --> 01:58:57,780
Fucking deep purple.

1810
01:58:57,780 --> 01:59:00,780
Fucking smoke on the water, man.

1811
01:59:00,780 --> 01:59:03,740
Point Calibre is after you.

1812
01:59:03,740 --> 01:59:05,740
Thank you very much.

1813
01:59:14,740 --> 01:59:16,740
Ink ribbon.

1814
01:59:16,740 --> 01:59:22,700
Yes!

1815
01:59:22,700 --> 01:59:32,660
Yes!

1816
01:59:32,660 --> 01:59:49,620
We're just after getting a hold of the V Jolt report, John.

1817
01:59:49,620 --> 01:59:51,580
Do you want it read to you?

1818
01:59:51,580 --> 01:59:55,580
Go on, yeah.

1819
01:59:55,580 --> 02:00:05,540
We found an element that destroys these plant cells rapidly in Umb number 16.

1820
02:00:05,540 --> 02:00:09,540
What are the series of Umb chemicals we use for that?

1821
02:00:09,540 --> 02:00:10,500
Yeah?

1822
02:00:10,500 --> 02:00:11,500
Yeah?

1823
02:00:11,500 --> 02:00:11,500
Experiment.

1824
02:00:11,500 --> 02:00:19,500
We named this Umb number 16 as V Jolt.

1825
02:00:19,500 --> 02:00:29,460
In our calculation, it'll take less than 5 seconds to destroy Plan 42 if we put the V Jolt directly on the road.

1826
02:00:29,460 --> 02:00:41,420
Tip of the root now.

1827
02:00:41,420 --> 02:00:42,420
Tip of the root now.

1828
02:00:42,420 --> 02:00:43,420
Nothing more, nothing less.

1829
02:00:43,420 --> 02:00:49,380
You need to mix some of the Umb series chemicals in a specific order to create V Jolt.

1830
02:00:49,380 --> 02:00:51,380
Are you listening to me?

1831
02:00:51,380 --> 02:00:52,380
Yeah?

1832
02:00:52,380 --> 02:00:57,340
But the Umb series chemicals may generate poisonous gas.

1833
02:00:57,340 --> 02:00:59,340
Like toxic farts.

1834
02:01:01,340 --> 02:01:03,340
Which is harmful to the human body.

1835
02:01:03,340 --> 02:01:06,340
Extreme caution should be taken when handling these chemicals.

1836
02:01:06,340 --> 02:01:11,340
Following it is types of Umb series chemicals and their brief characteristics.

1837
02:01:13,340 --> 02:01:17,340
Umb number 2, red MP003 purple.

1838
02:01:17,340 --> 02:01:19,340
Umb number 4, green yellow 6 yellow.

1839
02:01:19,340 --> 02:01:21,340
Umb number 7, white.

1840
02:01:21,340 --> 02:01:39,940
um number 13 blue stimulating smell V Joel's um number 16 brown sorry they're shouting to the mic

1841
02:01:39,940 --> 02:01:46,000
and someone says get a pop filter don't know why that is man not gonna get one

1842
02:01:46,000 --> 02:01:55,180
now a book is missing

1843
02:01:55,180 --> 02:02:05,080
do we have the files botany book we have the V Joel's report

1844
02:02:05,080 --> 02:02:08,140
we've read that

1845
02:02:08,140 --> 02:02:20,320
someone was asking can you read was it jbp regionist we maybe can get that done we give him a ring now and find out

1846
02:02:20,320 --> 02:02:38,200
maybe we do have it or him can't be fucking too sure

1847
02:02:38,200 --> 02:02:45,460
no we don't

1848
02:02:45,460 --> 02:02:57,640
you

1849
02:02:57,640 --> 02:02:57,640
you

1850
02:02:57,640 --> 02:03:04,640
you

1851
02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640
you

1852
02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640
you

1853
02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640
you

1854
02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640
you

1855
02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640
you

1856
02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640
you

1857
02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640
you

1858
02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640
you

1859
02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640
you

1860
02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:11,640
you

1861
02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:11,640
you

1862
02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:11,640
you

1863
02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:11,640
you

1864
02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:11,640
you

1865
02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:11,640
you

1866
02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:11,640
you

1867
02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:11,640
you

1868
02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:18,640
you

1869
02:03:18,640 --> 02:03:18,640
you

1870
02:03:18,640 --> 02:03:18,640
you

1871
02:03:18,640 --> 02:03:20,640
you

1872
02:03:20,640 --> 02:03:20,640
you

1873
02:03:20,640 --> 02:03:20,640
you

1874
02:03:20,640 --> 02:03:21,640
you

1875
02:03:21,640 --> 02:03:22,640
you

1876
02:03:22,640 --> 02:03:22,640
you

1877
02:03:22,640 --> 02:03:29,640
you

1878
02:03:29,640 --> 02:03:31,640
you

1879
02:03:31,640 --> 02:03:33,640
you

1880
02:03:33,640 --> 02:03:33,640
you

1881
02:03:33,640 --> 02:03:44,640
you

1882
02:03:44,640 --> 02:03:44,640
you

1883
02:03:44,640 --> 02:03:51,640
this UM number 16 as V Jolt. In our calculation it will take less than 5 seconds to destroy

1884
02:03:51,840 --> 02:03:58,840
plant 42 too if we put the V Jolt directly on the root. You need to mix some of the UM

1885
02:04:03,700 --> 02:04:10,700
series chemicals in a specific order to create V Jolt, but the UM series chemicals may generate

1886
02:04:11,520 --> 02:04:18,520
poisonous gas which is harmful to the human body. Extreme caution should be taken when handling these chemicals.

1887
02:04:25,520 --> 02:04:34,520
Following are types of UMB series chemicals and their brief characteristics. UM number 2, Red MP003 Purple.

1888
02:04:38,400 --> 02:04:40,400
Green Yellow 6, Yellow.

1889
02:04:42,400 --> 02:04:50,400
UM number 7, White. UM number 13, Blue. Stimulating smell.

1890
02:04:52,400 --> 02:04:55,400
V Jolt. UM number 16, Brown.

1891
02:05:00,400 --> 02:05:12,400
And thanks very much Jordan B. Peterson there for being parachuted in at such a late stage of the fucking game. We've been two hours into this and it's a great situation to have friends in high places I suppose.

1892
02:05:14,400 --> 02:05:16,400
That can lend a little bit of fucking pizazz to the

1893
02:05:16,400 --> 02:05:20,400
To the uh, to the occasion.

1894
02:05:28,400 --> 02:05:36,400
Now we'll go back and save this and we'll live to fucking fight another day. We'll douse, we'll kill that plant bastard in the next situation.

1895
02:05:36,400 --> 02:05:38,400
Up until then we're gonna have to fucking

1896
02:05:39,400 --> 02:05:41,400
Sit tight and don't have nightmares.

1897
02:05:44,400 --> 02:05:48,400
Watch out now this little plant's gonna fucking try and strangle my head.

1898
02:06:00,400 --> 02:06:01,400
Thank you man.

1899
02:06:01,400 --> 02:06:03,400
I have to go through the indignity of that.

1900
02:06:03,400 --> 02:06:05,400
Each and every time.

1901
02:06:05,400 --> 02:06:26,400
*BOOM*

1902
02:06:26,400 --> 02:06:28,400
Fucking scary man, that was so scary.

1903
02:06:28,400 --> 02:06:30,400
*BOOM*

1904
02:06:30,400 --> 02:06:32,400
*BOOM*

1905
02:06:32,400 --> 02:06:41,640
point caliber thank you very much for your your tip there last tip I'm not sure if I said it but

1906
02:06:41,640 --> 02:06:48,780
thank you and everybody who's watched this evening and wexford corporation thank you and everyone who

1907
02:06:48,780 --> 02:06:55,800
was tipped it's been a tough one guys okay it's been a scare scare tactics look at fucking Jill's

1908
02:06:55,800 --> 02:07:09,960
shoulder pads there they don't come cheap or easy she's a good girl the baby the haircut was a pretty

1909
02:07:09,960 --> 02:07:17,700
fucking ahead of its time as well because you see I saw that a few years ago but it looks like she had

1910
02:07:17,700 --> 02:07:26,640
it back then 96 so premonition fashion fashion premonition less about that anyway and we'll get

1911
02:07:26,640 --> 02:07:32,700
on with it I'll see you later on and have a good sleep and keep chasing the nightmares away like you

1912
02:07:32,700 --> 02:07:39,180
know don't fucking get a pink lady into yourself don't fucking show don't go granny smithin tonight

1913
02:07:39,180 --> 02:07:55,920
and we'll see you later on we'll see you on the moral fish look at you good night and god bless good night and god bless

1914
02:07:55,920 --> 02:08:08,040
*music*
